tinhuvielartanis | Entries tagged with ufos

I haven’t done one of these in about 10,000 years, so let’s get this show on the road.

1. Full name: Tracy Angelina Evans
2. Nicknames: Tin, Tinhuviel, George, Darth Shriek
3. Birthplace: Asheville, North Carolina USA
4. Birthday: 10 September, 1967
5. Where Do You Live Now?: San Diego, California
6. Parent(s): Father Unit has passed. Mother Unit is here in San Diego.
7. Sibling(s): ZERO
8. Looks: Better off invisible.
9. Favourite Animal(s): Anything non-human, except for millipedes and centipedes. Like humans, they can go fuck themselves.
10. Favorite TV Show(s): Impractical Jokers, Better Call Saul

11. Favorite Kind(s) Of Music: Most everything but Country and Opera.
12. Favorite Movie(s): Sci-Fi, Unusual, Conceptual, Foreign
13. School: Some college, focusing on English and Veterinary Assistance
14. Future School: I’m too old for this question. The Chapel Perilous

15. Future Job: Testing new, effective sleep aids.
16. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nah
17. Best Buds: I’m a bit of a hermit these days.
18. Favorite Candy: Milk Dud
19. Hobbies: Music, reading, writing
20. Things You Collect: Grudges, CDs, movies, moments in time.

21. Do You Have A Personal Phone Line: Yes
22. Favorite Body Part Of The Opposite Sex? The eyes and brain
23. Any Tattoos And Where Of What?: Red & Black Triskele on right hand, Green Shriekback logo on left hand, Mwanza Flat-headed Agama with green and blue hues instead of pinkish and blue.
24. Piercing(s) And Where?: not anymore
25. What Do You Sleep in?: clothing
26. Do you like Chain Letters: aw HELL NAW.
27. Best Advice: Reality is peripheral.
28. Favorite Quotes: Hope for the best, expect the worst. - Mel Brooks.
29. Non-sport Activity You Enjoy: sleep
30. Dream Car: A transporter

31. Favorite Thing To Do In Spring: Avoid the sun.
32. What’s Your Bedtime: Whenever I’m lucky.
33. Where Do You Shop: Wherever I can.
34. Coke or Pepsi: Cheerwine

35. Favorite Thing(s) To Wear?: Something loose that will allow me to blend into my surroundings.
36. Favorite Subject(s) In School: English and Creative Writing

37. Favorite Color(s): Green, Red, Black
38. Favorite People To Talk To Online: People with brains and a wicked sense of humour that has set them on the road to Hell.

39. Root-Beer or Dr. Pepper? Root beer

40. Do You Shave? I’m too old for that bullshit.

41. Favorite Vacation Spot(s): I don’t do vacations. My favourite place to BE is England.
42. Favorite Family Member(s): Smidgen
43. Did You Eat Paint Chips When You Were a Kid? WHAT?
44. Favorite CD you own: Currently Without Real String or Fish by Shriekback
45. The ONE Person Who You Hate The Most: Going with an old standard here and saying Pat Robertson.
46. Favorite Food(s)?: Potatoes
47. Who Is The Hottest Guy or Girl In The World?: I have a very short list.
48. What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?: Bleu Cheese.
49. When You Die, Do You Wanna Be Buried or Burned Into Ashes? I don’t care, as long as I end up on Craggy Dome.
50. Do You Believe In Aliens?: Absolutely.

51. If You Had The Chance To Professionally Do Something, What would You Do? I’m already a Professional Misanthropist.
52. Things You Obsess Over: Various artists, ideas, philosophies, theories, general weirdness
53. Favorite Day of the Week: Don’t bloody care.
54. An Authority Figure You Hate: The Feudal Mistress still tops the list.
55. Favorite Disney Movie: Bambi
56. What Is Your Favorite Season? Winter
57. What Toppings Do You Like On Your pizza? Cheese, with extra cheese, and cheese on the side.
58. Do You Like Your School Food Itself (As In The District Food): I never ate it.
59. If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would You Live? Avebury, Wiltshire, UK
60. Favorite Thing(s) To Do On Weekends: Sleep, if I can accomplish it.

61. Favorite Magazine(s): Don’t have one.
62. Favorite Flower(s): White rose

63. Favorite Number(s): 5

64. Favorite Ice Cream flavor(s): Ben & Jerry’s Wavy Gravy

65. What Kind of Guys/Girls Are You Attracted to?: Dangerously intelligent, beautiful, talented, and hilarious.

66. What’s Your Most Embarrassing Moment? I inadvertently introduced myself to someone as his wife.

67. If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself What Would It be? I would be fearless.

68. Do You Eat Breakfast First Then Brush Your Teeth or Brush first ten eat breakfast: breakfast first.

69. Favorite Time of Day: Whenever I get to sleep.

70. Can A Guy and Girl Be Just “Best Friends?”: Why not?

71. Do You Ask The Girl/Guy Out Or Do You Wait For Them To Come To You?: I don’t go there anymore.

72. Do You Mind Paying For Sex? I never would.

73. What’s The Most Important thing In Someone’s Personality: Sentience

74. Do you have a pager or cell phone? Cell

75. Favorite Sport: Flambodious Butt-walking

76. What Was the Best Gift You Ever Received? Love

77. How Long Did This Letter Take You To Finish?: Not very long.

78. What Did You Listen To While Completing It?: Electric Light Orchestra’s Alone in the Universe.

79. Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)? NEGATIVE

80. Don’t u just hate how psychics never win the lottery? I hate it more than I don’t win the lottery. I hate psychics, especially the ones who claim to talk to your dead relatives. They’re grifters who should be drawn and quartered. The End.

Current Mood: cranky
Current Location: the house
Current Music: Jeff Lynne's ELO - All My Life

About an hour or so ago, I came across the best Creepypasta, as well as one of the very best short stories, I've ever read. I chanced upon it on You Tube, listened to it, then had to go to the original Pasta to read along as I listened for a second and third time. It's both a disturbing and beautiful story. The poetry of the fiction's language wraps around a visceral tale that will linger in the peripheries of your subconscious. If you like horror and/or science fiction, you'll love this.

For the best experience, I suggest you listen to the narration, which is flawless, whilst reading along. It makes for quite the unsettling experience, which means the insanely talented writer and the subsequent skillful narrator achieve what they each set out to do. I'm embedding the You Tube narration along with a link to the short story. You need only click the passage I copied from the story to be taken there, so you can read along. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did. I've bookmarked everything, but wanted to make sure I would know where to find the story when I want to revisit, because I know I will. Often!

It's talking to me. Cooing sing-song layered words packed with image and smell and sound. Destruction, charred flesh, crying babies, the static deafening, holocaust fast and slow, some die in flames, in quakes of reality, in molecular disease while others die in camps, farms, zoos and labs. There are holes in the sky. Out of them come exterminating angels, servants of a distant and inconceivable Lord.

Also, have a picture of a cube UFO, as allegedly witnessed in El Paso, Texas, in July. I'm including it because it just adds to the creepiness of the above passage, and I won't be happy until you are as disturbed as I am!

Current Mood: impressed
Current Location: the house
Current Music: Peter Gabriel - I Don't Remember

I've always had a strange relationship with The Greys. Although I don't think I have any missing time, nor do I recall ever seeing a proper Grey, I've always taken their existence as a matter of fact. When I first listened to the ELO album, Time, I decided to write a story based on that music. It was about a girl who got taken by Cassiopaeians and transported to the future to help fight an alien invasion. It was crap. But I illustrated it... And the drawings of the Cassiopaeians were decidedly...Grey. Even though I was baptised in the waters of science fiction at a very early age, and still say alms to the church of Star Wars, I don't remember having ever seen what I was drawing until a year later, when I watched my very first movie on video tape. It was Close Encounters of the Third Kind. It was one of those holy hell moments.

Yes, I've seen UFOs, but I have never rushed to the conclusion they were spacecraft. Yes, Aunt Tudi and I saw a...device positioned in the sycamore tree to face into my bedroom window. It was geometric, containing a circle, a square, and a triangle. It was shiny, and I always assumed it was a camera of some sort, but like the big eyeball cams from the late 90s. Yes, I remember seeing what I called "an army of skeletons" coming over a hill toward me one night. None of this ever really alarmed me (well, the skeletons were kinda creepy, needless to say), and I never felt any danger, except for the nightly Beezer attacks. Basically my relationship with the Greys is that I really don't have one, but I wouldn't bail on an opportunity to have an encounter.

Since having Internet access, I often read about the Greys and have noted that a lot of people think their intentions are far from benevolent. But many others believe the Greys are intrinsic in the advancement of intelligent life on Earth. I know most of them are referring to humans, but I'm not going to address any of that, as this isn't a misanthropy rant.

For the first time in ages, I've created a poll. Please take it, and offer your opinions, experiences, jokes, skepticism, and New Age mumbo jumbo at will!

[Poll #1996200]

Current Mood: apathetic
Current Location: the house
Current Music: Ambient Space Music by a dude named Julien H. Mulder. It's on YouTube. Check it out.

I'm the Fox Mulder of my family. There's nothing that goes on in this mysterious world that doesn't merit at least a lifted eyebrow on my part. I've read just enough about this, that, and the other to make me sufficiently paranoid to the point that people have offered me tinfoil hats.

Aunt Tudi is currently watching the news. The story that was just aired had to do with this helpful new program that takes children's fingerprints and DNA samples. Why? Well, there's this terrible menace in our country having to do with children being abducted. Having their prints and DNA could help find children should they be snatched.

This is how I feel about it:
A lot of the abductions that happen in this country are perpetrated by our government, just like most other crimes. The government wants to get the population so petrified with fright that we voluntarily give up our rights and freedom (what there is of it) in favour of feeling safe. THEY want our DNA samples and THEY can keep tabs on us if THEY have our fingerprints. What better way to map the future generations than to have the parents ask that THEY print their kids and take their DNA. Say, one of these little rug rats grows up to be a leader of the Rebellion (aka Terrorist 'cos we all know it depends what side you're on as to what you're called). With every effort he takes to return the country or the world to a more humane mindset, he's risking being ID'd because his dumbass parents gave all his physical goods to the enemy. What would have happened to John Conner if Sarah had given his fingerprints and DNA to the government? The machines could have found him any time, anywhere, man. The Earth would have been completely doomed.

Or, what if the government is getting this information for the Greys? I'm sure it's a bit time-consuming for them to abduct everyone to get this information and samples, so wouldn't it seem more logical to have the government with whom they've been in cahoots develop some program that retrieves what is needed without raising the suspicion of the human herds? Hell, they're probably responsible for the majority of child abductions anyway. Most abductees began experiencing contact in their childhood.

Just think about the new "chip" that was originally just for household pets. Go to the vet and have a chip popped into Fido and ne'er shall he be lost again! The chip can be scanned to find out who the dog is and with whom he belongs. Easy! Then THEY started suggesting this would be a wise move for children. I believe that England's Princes have both been chipped, or so I read somewhere many moons ago. Most abductees have also had implants, usually in the sinus area, and it's the consensus of most UFO and abduction experts that these implants are tracking devices that also carry important information about the subject in question.

Anything is possible in my certifiably daft world.

Current Mood: paranoid
Current Music: CNN news