The Depth of My Inner Conspiracy Nut
Oct. 21st, 2005 11:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tinhuvielartanisI'm the Fox Mulder of my family. There's nothing that goes on in this mysterious world that doesn't merit at least a lifted eyebrow on my part. I've read just enough about this, that, and the other to make me sufficiently paranoid to the point that people have offered me tinfoil hats.
Aunt Tudi is currently watching the news. The story that was just aired had to do with this helpful new program that takes children's fingerprints and DNA samples. Why? Well, there's this terrible menace in our country having to do with children being abducted. Having their prints and DNA could help find children should they be snatched.
This is how I feel about it:
A lot of the abductions that happen in this country are perpetrated by our government, just like most other crimes. The government wants to get the population so petrified with fright that we voluntarily give up our rights and freedom (what there is of it) in favour of feeling safe. THEY want our DNA samples and THEY can keep tabs on us if THEY have our fingerprints. What better way to map the future generations than to have the parents ask that THEY print their kids and take their DNA. Say, one of these little rug rats grows up to be a leader of the Rebellion (aka Terrorist 'cos we all know it depends what side you're on as to what you're called). With every effort he takes to return the country or the world to a more humane mindset, he's risking being ID'd because his dumbass parents gave all his physical goods to the enemy. What would have happened to John Conner if Sarah had given his fingerprints and DNA to the government? The machines could have found him any time, anywhere, man. The Earth would have been completely doomed.
Or, what if the government is getting this information for the Greys? I'm sure it's a bit time-consuming for them to abduct everyone to get this information and samples, so wouldn't it seem more logical to have the government with whom they've been in cahoots develop some program that retrieves what is needed without raising the suspicion of the human herds? Hell, they're probably responsible for the majority of child abductions anyway. Most abductees began experiencing contact in their childhood.
Just think about the new "chip" that was originally just for household pets. Go to the vet and have a chip popped into Fido and ne'er shall he be lost again! The chip can be scanned to find out who the dog is and with whom he belongs. Easy! Then THEY started suggesting this would be a wise move for children. I believe that England's Princes have both been chipped, or so I read somewhere many moons ago. Most abductees have also had implants, usually in the sinus area, and it's the consensus of most UFO and abduction experts that these implants are tracking devices that also carry important information about the subject in question.
Anything is possible in my certifiably daft world.
Aunt Tudi is currently watching the news. The story that was just aired had to do with this helpful new program that takes children's fingerprints and DNA samples. Why? Well, there's this terrible menace in our country having to do with children being abducted. Having their prints and DNA could help find children should they be snatched.
This is how I feel about it:
A lot of the abductions that happen in this country are perpetrated by our government, just like most other crimes. The government wants to get the population so petrified with fright that we voluntarily give up our rights and freedom (what there is of it) in favour of feeling safe. THEY want our DNA samples and THEY can keep tabs on us if THEY have our fingerprints. What better way to map the future generations than to have the parents ask that THEY print their kids and take their DNA. Say, one of these little rug rats grows up to be a leader of the Rebellion (aka Terrorist 'cos we all know it depends what side you're on as to what you're called). With every effort he takes to return the country or the world to a more humane mindset, he's risking being ID'd because his dumbass parents gave all his physical goods to the enemy. What would have happened to John Conner if Sarah had given his fingerprints and DNA to the government? The machines could have found him any time, anywhere, man. The Earth would have been completely doomed.
Or, what if the government is getting this information for the Greys? I'm sure it's a bit time-consuming for them to abduct everyone to get this information and samples, so wouldn't it seem more logical to have the government with whom they've been in cahoots develop some program that retrieves what is needed without raising the suspicion of the human herds? Hell, they're probably responsible for the majority of child abductions anyway. Most abductees began experiencing contact in their childhood.
Just think about the new "chip" that was originally just for household pets. Go to the vet and have a chip popped into Fido and ne'er shall he be lost again! The chip can be scanned to find out who the dog is and with whom he belongs. Easy! Then THEY started suggesting this would be a wise move for children. I believe that England's Princes have both been chipped, or so I read somewhere many moons ago. Most abductees have also had implants, usually in the sinus area, and it's the consensus of most UFO and abduction experts that these implants are tracking devices that also carry important information about the subject in question.
Anything is possible in my certifiably daft world.
