tinhuvielartanis: (Dubya)
Our Esteemed Fuhrer is making his speech tonight, attempting to convince those of us with brains that all is well while, at the same time, doing the Arsenio Hall "hoo hoo hoo!" to his Right Wing Dominionist cronies over the complete takeover of what was once a relatively decent nation. Sure, America has always had its problems (that's why I've identified as an expatriate since the early 80s), but what country doesn't? But now......now it's like a bad joke using all the longtime threats of Fascism known to anyone who has ever read 1984. Yeah, I'm a little disillusioned, bitter, and generally surly about the whole situation and am praying ever more fervently for the Alpaca Lips to come and reset the Order of Things.

So. The State of the Bunion that was once a Union, but is now a mere achy callous on the tender toes of Mother Earth....


  • We are continuing to assert our status of Collective Ugly American around the world by enforcing torture, illegal imprisonment, and warcraft without good reason.

  • Our Blue Hairs (Senior Citizens) are being driven slowly mad from trying to figure out their new Doublespeak Prescription Plan. Many are going without medicines that help save their lives. Now I'm all for keeping these menaces off the roads, but going about it like this is just cruel and unusual.

  • The Supreme Court has been tipped in favour of the likes of Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell. I've heard that Sam Alito is rereading The Handmaid's Tale to jazz up his spirit for his new position while all women of childbearing age should be practicing their new position in our happy little Right Wing Dictatorship.

  • Civil Rights takes another blow by losing Coretta Scott King as the young people of today are oblivious to the social ramifications presented by the Sixties. Young people are unaware that the Right Wing sabotaged what should have been the dawning of the Age of Aquarius by filtering addictive substances into pods of the Resistance, turning these hopeful revolutionaries into wraiths and turning the movement into a joke. Not to mention their killing Kennedy and Mrs. King's husband, Martin Luther. See where it's all gotten us?

  • Factory farming is still a fact.

  • The devastation of logging is still a fact.

  • Factories continue to belch filth into the air while individual smokers get blamed for causing cancer. Brilliant!

  • Women continue to die from ovarian cancer while scientists work tirelessly to create a new anti-impotence drug or figure out some way to stop and/or reverse male pattern baldness.

  • Our schools are being hijacked into teaching Creationism under the guise of Intelligent Design. Doesn't anyone find it funny that we were supposedly created via Intelligent Design, but we're being led by a barely evolved primate possessed by Legion? And we thought Legion only picked on swine. Silly us.

  • Reality TV is still holding the majority of the televiewing American public hostage while it perpetually sucks out our brains like the lifeforce being pulled out of Podlings by hungry Skeksis. I've come to believe that this is the main purpose of Reality TV, to do just that so we won't have the ability to fight back in any real capacity, just like the Podling zombies. Am I comparing the current administration to a pack of husk-dry Skeksis? Why, yes, I think I am.

  • Unemployment has reached ridiculous levels while we're being told on the news that the economy is going great and jobs are being created every day.

  • More people are losing health insurance every day while healthcare prices continue to rise at an exponential rate.

  • More people are dependent on drugs, particularly anti-anxiety and depression drugs, but we're being assured that life is great.

  • It's rumoured that America won't see it's Tricentennial, but would that really be a big loss now?



Okay, that's my State of the Bunion. More honest and, hopefully, more entertaining that Dubya's upcoming expulsion of vomit-inspiring lies. May he, his puppet-masters, and all of his cronies rot in the most stinking bowel of hell there is. Amen and Hallelujah.
tinhuvielartanis: (Alien)
I'm the Fox Mulder of my family. There's nothing that goes on in this mysterious world that doesn't merit at least a lifted eyebrow on my part. I've read just enough about this, that, and the other to make me sufficiently paranoid to the point that people have offered me tinfoil hats.

Aunt Tudi is currently watching the news. The story that was just aired had to do with this helpful new program that takes children's fingerprints and DNA samples. Why? Well, there's this terrible menace in our country having to do with children being abducted. Having their prints and DNA could help find children should they be snatched.

This is how I feel about it:
A lot of the abductions that happen in this country are perpetrated by our government, just like most other crimes. The government wants to get the population so petrified with fright that we voluntarily give up our rights and freedom (what there is of it) in favour of feeling safe. THEY want our DNA samples and THEY can keep tabs on us if THEY have our fingerprints. What better way to map the future generations than to have the parents ask that THEY print their kids and take their DNA. Say, one of these little rug rats grows up to be a leader of the Rebellion (aka Terrorist 'cos we all know it depends what side you're on as to what you're called). With every effort he takes to return the country or the world to a more humane mindset, he's risking being ID'd because his dumbass parents gave all his physical goods to the enemy. What would have happened to John Conner if Sarah had given his fingerprints and DNA to the government? The machines could have found him any time, anywhere, man. The Earth would have been completely doomed.

Or, what if the government is getting this information for the Greys? I'm sure it's a bit time-consuming for them to abduct everyone to get this information and samples, so wouldn't it seem more logical to have the government with whom they've been in cahoots develop some program that retrieves what is needed without raising the suspicion of the human herds? Hell, they're probably responsible for the majority of child abductions anyway. Most abductees began experiencing contact in their childhood.

Just think about the new "chip" that was originally just for household pets. Go to the vet and have a chip popped into Fido and ne'er shall he be lost again! The chip can be scanned to find out who the dog is and with whom he belongs. Easy! Then THEY started suggesting this would be a wise move for children. I believe that England's Princes have both been chipped, or so I read somewhere many moons ago. Most abductees have also had implants, usually in the sinus area, and it's the consensus of most UFO and abduction experts that these implants are tracking devices that also carry important information about the subject in question.

Anything is possible in my certifiably daft world.
tinhuvielartanis: (Alien)
Am I the only person who's read The Da Vinci Code and latched on to the the declaration that one of the Grand Masters of the Priore de Sion was Blanche DeVreaux?

Does this mean Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia were also members of the Priory? Come to think of it....there's a ROSE and a SOPHIA in the show.....

That's it! The Golden Girls is a Grail message in the guise of a beloved American sitcom from the 80s! Now is when I need Art Bell's phone number!
tinhuvielartanis: (Alien)
Just like with the Great Tsunami, it could be either or both. Just sayin'......I wouldn't put anything past our government or its military.


High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program


Scalar Electro-Magnetic Weaponry

bad news

Dec. 16th, 2002 10:22 am
tinhuvielartanis: (Moon)
Al Gore has decided not to run for president. I wonder if he was promised the same fate as Wellstone and his family had he decided to 'rock the boat' as 't'were?
I don't know of any other who could possibly rival the Shrub in the presidential elections. Could this mean 8 years of tyranny?
I'm really really depressed about this.
tinhuvielartanis: (Default)
to draw lines for the battle for what freedoms we have left or get our butts to Canada.

From BBC News online:
goosestepping backward to 1984 )

phlurrrrg

Oct. 25th, 2002 07:28 pm
tinhuvielartanis: (stic)
Well, my OB/GYN appointment was postponed for 2 weeks. Now I won't get all this over with until 7 November. ugh!
Took Aunt Tudi to go vote today. Since she's disabled she gets to vote on the absentee ballot. One more strike against the Fascist Pigs ~ yay!
I was reading about the 'Not In My Name' protests to be held in civilised parts of the country tomorrow. I so wish I could be a part of one of them, but it's not to be. I'll be there in spirit.
Paul Wellstone and his family have died in a plane crash. I find it very questionable and very convenient that one of the staunchest liberals in the country is suddenly dead when the balance in Congress can be so easily tipped in the wrong direction right now. I can't imagine a Republican President and and Republican-led Congress. Everyone should just tear up their Bills of Rights and bend over and kiss their arses goodbye if that happens. We're in bad enough shape as is.
What would be great is if the Libertarians were given a chance to straighten out the US. ........like that will ever happen in my lifetime.

One bit of good news: I finally got my Yahoo account to working correctly on the lappy. Now it's time to catch up on mail, but I think I'll do that later. All I want to do now is sleep!

Where's my bed?
tinhuvielartanis: (Default)
A movement to make the goverment come clean about UFO's!

Mulder would be proud.
tinhuvielartanis: (r&b)
I heard about this on the news yesterday and found the news story to post here.
I find it very provocative, especially since I read 'The Twelfth Planet' by Zechariah Sitchin years ago and just recently read 'The Gods of Eden' thanks to Llewellyn.
The Tenth Planet is found!

or you can read it here )
tinhuvielartanis: (triskele)
From the Above Top Secret site, the real X-Files

Be Afraid...Be Very Afraid
tinhuvielartanis: (brat)
First I found out it was Wills, now here's a website claiming that Charles is the anti-christ. Which is it folks?
Oh, bugger it all! I'll be the anti-christ and invite all my pals to the big honking devil party I'll throw upon my bestial coronation.

Prince Charles is the Antichrist

Ebola Pox

Jun. 6th, 2002 08:01 am
tinhuvielartanis: (Default)
What would life be like without conspiracy theories and bio-weapon rumours to turn your hair white and kinky from fright?
New Bio-Weapon ~~ Blackpox in Pakistan

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