Reaching an all-time low

[tinhuvielartanis]

In an effort to give Iggy and the entire household some relief from Iggy's raging oestrus, I have resorted to periodically going to the back porch and diddling the cat with a wooden back-scratcher. This isn't the equivalent of bestiality is it? Am I going to go to hell for diddling a cat in heat? I mean, is that wrong?

Comments

[cafemusique.livejournal.com]

Just be careful on the search terms...pussy + dildo will probably not locate the pages you're looking for!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Or it might! :D

[cafemusique.livejournal.com]

Sorry...probably won't do much to help with Iggy's situation. :-)

I'm just glad it is hot in here, so I don't have to come up with another excuse for the shade of my face. :-)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

heeeeee!

[corwinok.livejournal.com]

Might wind up looking at Hello Kitty vibrators instead.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

I have one of those.

[corwinok.livejournal.com]

Somehow, that doesn't surprise me :P

[green-goblin70.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh...myyyy.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

They're not very effective, mind you.

But they are adorable.

[green-goblin70.livejournal.com]

I think it's a combination of the Hello Kitty for cuteness and how you have it positioned behind your back that it just a devistatingly shocking combination.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Oh, that one's not Hello Kitty! That's a Rabbit Habit.

I'm at work right now, so it wouldn't be prudent for me to be looking up pics of Hello Kitty vibrators. But just do a Google image search. It's a Hello Kitty atop a pink wand.

The vibrations aren't very strong, is the thing. *grin* *shrug*

I don't generally like being photographed, is why the behind-the-back shot. :)