Reaching an all-time low

[tinhuvielartanis]

In an effort to give Iggy and the entire household some relief from Iggy's raging oestrus, I have resorted to periodically going to the back porch and diddling the cat with a wooden back-scratcher. This isn't the equivalent of bestiality is it? Am I going to go to hell for diddling a cat in heat? I mean, is that wrong?

Comments

[cafemusique.livejournal.com]

Sorry...probably won't do much to help with Iggy's situation. :-)

I'm just glad it is hot in here, so I don't have to come up with another excuse for the shade of my face. :-)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

heeeeee!