Reaching an all-time low

[tinhuvielartanis]

In an effort to give Iggy and the entire household some relief from Iggy's raging oestrus, I have resorted to periodically going to the back porch and diddling the cat with a wooden back-scratcher. This isn't the equivalent of bestiality is it? Am I going to go to hell for diddling a cat in heat? I mean, is that wrong?

Comments

[green-goblin70.livejournal.com]

I hope she remembers to leave your money on the side of the nightstand after you're done.

Oh my...I just realised....you're something I never thought you'd be...a giggalo.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I feel so cheap.