There is a heaven on Earth

[tinhuvielartanis]

I found a service station near Village at Pelham that sells Cheerwine slushes for $1.50 and refills (any cup, even your own) for $0.79. If I were an atheist, I'd have to rethink my position after finding a place like this. This service station is proof that there is a higher power and that higher power loves and understands the power of Cheerwine, particularly slushy Cheerwine. I may never be the same again. ::dabs eyes brimming with tears of overwhelming emotion::

Comments

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Please remind this drunken fool what that quote was.

[evcelt.livejournal.com]

The version I'd heard was "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." According to at least some people, that's a misquote of something he wrote in a letter:

Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.

Of course, "wine" can become "Cheerwine" fairly easily... ;-)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

And this is why I love you.