Some investment advice

[tinhuvielartanis]

This was sent to me by the Mother Unit.

If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have   $42 left.

 

 With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.

 

 With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.

 

 But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the

 beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have

 had $214.

 

 Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and

 recycle.

 

 It's called the 401-Keg... heh heh heh!!!

Also, here's a scary morph she sent to me. I won't be sleeping tonight!

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[dwerenat.livejournal.com]

I finally have proof that Cheney could have been even worse. *shivers*