Some investment advice

[tinhuvielartanis]

This was sent to me by the Mother Unit.

If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have   $42 left.

 

 With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.

 

 With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.

 

 But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the

 beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have

 had $214.

 

 Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and

 recycle.

 

 It's called the 401-Keg... heh heh heh!!!

Also, here's a scary morph she sent to me. I won't be sleeping tonight!

Comments

[foolonthehill.livejournal.com]

I'm a random passerbyer from ljidol and had to giggle at the investment advice...so I sent it off to some friends thanks for the giggle!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Happy to oblige and nice to meetcha! Nice Beatles reference, by the way.

[dwerenat.livejournal.com]

I finally have proof that Cheney could have been even worse. *shivers*

[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

Also:

Most slot machines give a 97-99% return on the money put in.

In contrast, a Coinstar machine at the grocery store gives a 93% return.

I'm ready to drink and gamble my way to financial stability!