Great Big Ole Freaky-Ass Bug

[tinhuvielartanis]

It's sitting out there on our front porch.

Just....sitting.... And staring at the door.... waiting for either Aunt Tudi or me to come back out so it can...EAT..US..







I think it's a stink bug 'cos I distinctly remember accidentally stepping on something very much like this the first year we lived in SC and the stank enveloped me for a good month. It was worse than anything I've ever experienced and I've experienced a lot. I've had the funky Influenza smell, I've lived in a house sprayed by a skunk (it was so intense, I now have skunk immunity), I was peed on by an intact male cat (and am now immune to cat musk as a result). All of that put together doesn't add up to stink bug stank.

I'm not going back outside. You can't make me. I'd rather burn in a raging house fire than go back outside and face this monstrous creation. It will either eat me or stank me to death. If I had to choose between being eaten or stanked to death, I'd choose slow bug ingestion.

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[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I figured it was someone I knew. :)