Great Big Ole Freaky-Ass Bug
Jun. 16th, 2006 05:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tinhuvielartanisIt's sitting out there on our front porch.
Just....sitting.... And staring at the door.... waiting for either Aunt Tudi or me to come back out so it can...EAT..US..
I think it's a stink bug 'cos I distinctly remember accidentally stepping on something very much like this the first year we lived in SC and the stank enveloped me for a good month. It was worse than anything I've ever experienced and I've experienced a lot. I've had the funky Influenza smell, I've lived in a house sprayed by a skunk (it was so intense, I now have skunk immunity), I was peed on by an intact male cat (and am now immune to cat musk as a result). All of that put together doesn't add up to stink bug stank.
I'm not going back outside. You can't make me. I'd rather burn in a raging house fire than go back outside and face this monstrous creation. It will either eat me or stank me to death. If I had to choose between being eaten or stanked to death, I'd choose slow bug ingestion.
Just....sitting.... And staring at the door.... waiting for either Aunt Tudi or me to come back out so it can...EAT..US..
I think it's a stink bug 'cos I distinctly remember accidentally stepping on something very much like this the first year we lived in SC and the stank enveloped me for a good month. It was worse than anything I've ever experienced and I've experienced a lot. I've had the funky Influenza smell, I've lived in a house sprayed by a skunk (it was so intense, I now have skunk immunity), I was peed on by an intact male cat (and am now immune to cat musk as a result). All of that put together doesn't add up to stink bug stank.
I'm not going back outside. You can't make me. I'd rather burn in a raging house fire than go back outside and face this monstrous creation. It will either eat me or stank me to death. If I had to choose between being eaten or stanked to death, I'd choose slow bug ingestion.
