The Cliffs of Insanity

On Twitter, filmkitty was wondering if she should be watching 'The Grapes of Wrath,' so I suggested other fruits that might bring her more joy. It got out of hand after I suggested the Melons of Lust thanks, of course, to gunslingaaahhh . So, without further ado, I present the Seven Deadly Sins as portrayed by Fruit and the Seven Heavenly Virtues as portrayed by Vegetables. We shall then mix it up a little with sinful junk food and heavenly whole grains.

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS as portrayed by Fruit

1. The Apricots of Pride
2. The Raspberries of Envy
3. The Tangerines of Gluttony
4. The Melons of Lust
5. The Grapes of Wrath
6. The Pineapples of Avarice
7. The Blueberries of Sloth

THE SEVEN HEAVENLY VIRTUES as portrayed by vegetables

1. The Rutabagas of Prudence


2. The Radishes of Temperance


3. The Onions of Justice


4. The Bok Choi of Fortitude


5. The Celery of Charity


6. The Spinach of Hope


7. The Potatoes of Faith

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS as portrayed by junk foods

1. The Cheetos of Pride


2. The Popsicles of Envy


3. The Dessert Bar of Gluttony


4. The Pizza of Lust


5. The Nachos of Wrath


6. The Potato Chips of Avarice


7. The Milk Duds of Sloth

THE SEVEN HEAVENLY VIRTUES as portrayed by whole grains

1. The French Bread of Prudence


2. The Pitas of Temperance


3. The Matzohs of Justice


4. The Macaroni of Fortitude


5. The Yeast Roll of Charity


6. The Fettuccines of Hope


7. The Croutons of Faith

You got anything? Feel free to addeth or taketh away.