The Cliffs of Insanity

When I got up this morning and looked in the mirror to see how horrid I looked, I saw a tick attached to my face about an inch from my right eye. It had already burrowed its head into my flesh and I had a hell of a time trying to get it out. Aaaaaiiiiiieeeeeee! The dogs and cats are pest free, so there's only us humans to bear the brunt of Summer parasites. I usually don't mind ticks. You see a tick, you pull it off, you kill the bastard. But one so close to the eye... AAAAAIIIIEEEEE! Really, I don't think I'll be right all day. Tick...eye... AAAIIIIEEEE!!!!