The Cliffs of Insanity

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circumspectly asked:

• What *do* you have in your pocketses? Some migraine medicine and the One Ring to Rule Them ALLLLL!


• What's your favorite tv show for mind-numbing? Oh WIPE-OUT, hands down. One full hour of constant cackling. Good for the soul, it is.


• Whoooooooooooo do you love? hehehe In real life, my Tribe (friends and certain family members). Romantically? Nobody. In the realm o'Fandom, too many to count, as the list has been growing for 33 years.

purplefog asked:

• What's your guilty pleasure? I don't believe in guilt. Hedonism is what it's all about, baybee!


• Do you have/have you ever had one you would term a Significant Other? I did have one, but I shed myself of that significance last Summer, thank the Mighties! I do have a Soul Mate, but it's not possible for us to be together in that way in this life. Life can be a real bitch sometime


• What's the worst thing you've ever cooked? Taffy. I tried to make taffy once. It was a sticky, horrific mess.


• Necrophilia, Coprophilia or Bestiality? As a preference for myself? None of them; however, if I had to make a choice, I've always been a big fan of zombies.


• Pad, tampon or cup? Anything that'll serve its purpose most effectively.


• If you could lick one person, who would it be? A real person? That's easy. Vin Diesel, if he'd let me. I'd just be happy to rub his bald head for luck. If it were a fictional person, definitely Darth Maul (thought I was gonna say The Joker didn'tcha? Jokes on you!)

deuceloosely asked:

• How do you manage to have SO MUCH to post about?I think at least half of my friend pages are you. :P My brain never stops, even when I'm fortunate enough to grab a half a wink. And this is what I do, write. If I'm not writing on my book, or a fanfiction, I'm writing here. Use it or lose it, sweetcheeks!

What else you got, chickenheads? You got the cajones to ask me something, then ask it already!

Only two this time, so I guess this shall be it.

• Would you mind giving me a link to the dream you had about me? 'tis here, dear.


• you have one free trip in a time machine: do you change something personal or tackle a broader subject I don't know that I'd change anything because, being a sci-fi geek, I've seen and read too many stories about changing one tiny thing in time only to find that pesky little butterfly effect thing totally dicking around with life as we know it. I'd be tempted, yes, both on a personal level and with broader themes. That Holocaust that some of the White Supremacists say never happen. I'd like to make it so it never did happen. I'd take Hitler out with extreme prejudice because, as Eddie says, "he was a mass-murdering fuckhead." A lot of good would come of that, but I wonder what bad things would come of such a move? You just never know.....so, I'd prefer not to have that ability, despite my belief that we already do. Just do research on the Philadelphia and Montauk experiments. I've been fairly alarmed ever since I did. But I digress, kinda sorta.

So, there you have it.

I'm retiring for the eve. The Moon has me by my throat and I'm rather unwell.

I'm gonna try to answer the questions I've gotten so far in my latest poll, but it may be a little difficult to do because I'm pinned down by Shmoop, who has decided to come between me and the computer and give herself a full tongue bath. Most inconvenient...

1. can I have a dollar? Yes. Do you want that in American, Canadian, or Australian?


2. Where were you born? I was born in Asheville, North Carolina, at Memorial Mission Hospital. There was a total eclipse of the sun at that time, and many nuns perished across the street at St. Joseph's hospital. There was also the appropriately accompanying Omen chorale music.


3. Why can something you know deep down is right be so difficult? Because Loki has control over the Earth right now, and he thinks it's bloody amusing to see us all scampering about in worry and confusion.


4. Is that your natural skin color, or do you dye? Uncomfortably pale is indeed my natural hue.


5. Do you prefer to wear shoes or go barefoot. Or are you one of those SOCK people. =D I usually wear my old Birks because that's the next best thing to being barefooted without any stone bruises. I do tend to wear socks in the Winter time, though. Many pairs of socks. Toe socks even.


6. Uhh... ummm.. are you a native North Carolinian? Do you like the South? What are you growing in your yard, if anything? I am a native Tarheel, yes. Born and raised for the most part in Asheville. There are quite a few things I like about the South. Compared to Southern California, I can't imagine living anywhere else, despite my displeasure with a lot of what goes on here. Asheville has all the open mindedness of San Diego, combined with the friendliness and laid back attitude of the Upstate of SC, so I hope to someday get back there. Aunt Tudi planted a couple of althea bushes in the front yard. They're descendants of the big althea bush that grew on my great-grandmother's mountain property aeons ago. I occasionally plant roses and I have a contorted filbert of which I'm quite proud. When its leaves are gone, I'll take pictures for the journal.


7. Who exactly is Llew? How long have you guys been... involved? And is he really Welsh? Llew's name is actually Lewis, but he's of Scottish/Welsh descent and originally from New Jersey. His grandfather was Llewellyn Morrison. I just got in the habit of doubling his L's. I've been with him since August of 2001. We've had our ups and our downs, but we're still very tight and, if we ever end our romantic relationship, I have no doubt that we'll remain fast friends.


8. Do you ever want to pull someone over, shake the shit out of them and give them the best advice they've ever received - and all because you hate them and want to twist their empty head off? I used to feel like this every single day, whilst I was still enslaved in The Pit. Now that I'm home most of the time, the urge to behave in this manner has waned somewhat. I'm sure that will change once I'm back in school, though. Exposure to other human beings never fails to inspire much rage and misanthropy in me.


9. When next will you be in Florida? I do not know, honestly, but I hope it's within the next few months. Mind if I come see you?


10. Will you ever seriously consider making a CD of songs you sing? Nah. Who the hell would want to hear it?


11. What is the deal with the Alpaca Lips? I must have missed an expository post. *grin* I've never actually explained the Alpaca Lips in my journal. Basically, I was just playing around with words and came up with Alpaca Lips for Apocalypse and posted the picture of an alpaca with the tagline "Alpaca Lips Now!" From there it just ballooned into a catchphrase of sorts for my journal. But I will post something about the full meaning of the Alpaca Lips as it has grown very soon. Stay tuned and be sure to wear your tinfoil hat!


12. What's your favorite position? I'm assuming you're referring to sexual position. When I was heavier, it was doggie-style, because the penetration was much deeper and felt exquisite; however, that's not the case now. Now, the penetration is a little too deep and painful. So I guess I prefer missionary now, because I like the feeling being pinned under someone, wrapped completely in his arms, and unable to move very much. There's a special intimacy that comes with that and I very much enjoy it.


13. If you were to start a 'religion', what would it be derived from and what would it entail? It'd have all the relaxed and groovy portions of Christianity that most contemporary fundamentalists refuse to acknowledge even exist, as well as all the deep mystical aspects of a variety of Pagan religions (not so much Wicca, mind). It would basically require adherents to express love and respect not only for each other, but also for animals, plants, and the workings of our weather. It would also be Alpaca Liptic in that believers would pretty much come to grips that we humans are either going to experience a large shift in our spiritual evolution, essentially ending society as we know it, or we're going to eradicate ourselves and society as we know it.


14. What is your past, to you? My past defines me up to a certain point. It has created the person I am today, but it doesn't dictate who I may be tomorrow. There's a lot of sorrow and joy there and a lot I'd care never to remember.


15. Do you like Mediterranean food? (Greek, Lebanese, hell, even Italian) Yes, very much! I don't think I've ever tried Lebanese food, but I'm all over Greek and Italian. There's a restaurant in Asheville called The Mediterranean. It's run by a Greek family and has been in business for aeons. They serve a Greek and Italian cuisine that would make you want to slap your momma.

Got a question of your own? Go on and ask. I don't bite unless given express permission first.