The Sith Council

[tinhuvielartanis]

Well, this is interesting. ...and amusing.

I would have liked to have taken them seriously, but am incapable of doing so, simply because of this one line found in their "Becoming a Member" page:

You will get top resources, news, headlights, and upcoming movements of the entire galaxy. Fan developement on star wars movies, comics, books, and new star wars events will be given to you first hand.

Wow, I get headlights if I join! I am so there, man!

Oh, and by the by, assholes: you misspelled DEVELOPMENT.

Sheesh.

Comments

[razzle.livejournal.com]

upcoming movements of the entire galaxy

I don't like the sound of that, either. o.O

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I figure it's just moving closer into the black hole at its center.

[teague.livejournal.com]

What I find amusing is how we're supposed to appeal to one of the nine nebulous masters and try to impress them. I must just be the wrong kind of Sith, thinking, "Hell naw I ain't gonna shuck and jive for some over-ego'd nerdboy who ain't even impressing me with his ability to mow down Jedi. Not even user pics so I can pick the cute one? Pfft, be gone." *snapsnap*

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Word up, sister.

[trial-lobotomy.livejournal.com]

I've found the last bit of this especially interesting:
"Our Purpose
The purpose of this organization is to bring the force into chaos, to subdue it. We will find new force adepts enslave them and grow throughout the galaxy. We will conquer it with our army of sith and destroy the Jedi. By developing relationships and false friendships, the organization will become even stronger."

WTF? I think he is prparing to be a politician.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be surprised if this was Dubya's role-playing site.

[trial-lobotomy.livejournal.com]

Dubya and RP in the same sentence = baaad mental images

[misterclever.livejournal.com]

Don't look now, but I think you may have found your new arch-enemy: The Sith Council.

Imagine - you're such a bad Sith, you actually are out there taking on the Sith Council! (Cue Imperial March soundtrack)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

You're Mister Clever for a reason, eh?