It has not rained.

[tinhuvielartanis]

So it looks like I'll be mowing grass in approximately 15 minutes. I'd rather be shot in the eye with a potato gun, but whatever..

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[clauderainsrm.livejournal.com]

some of my best friends are potato guns!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Verily thou art strange.

[corwinok.livejournal.com]

While you're at it, could you come take care of my back yard before the dog starts getting lose out there?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Noooooo!!

[corwinok.livejournal.com]

Never hurts to ask when the person you're asking is too far away to hit you.

[stacye13.livejournal.com]

Ok, I know this is wrong, but upon reading the phrase shot in the eye with a potato gun, I immediately burst into laughter. Well, not really, I'm too sleepy to burst into anything but a nap. However, it did make me smile =D

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Then my work here is done.

[voldsom]

*hugs you* Meh. Aardvarks.

(Though, I have yet to find an aardvark capable of using a mower, or I would sent it your way, post haste.)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Well, they could take care of the ants for me.

[voldsom]

We'll send them right over.

(Assuming they don't get lost. They do that. You find them three weeks later, poking fun at penguins somewhere.)

[misterclever.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to put your hair up in a knot.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

It was knotted with extreme prejudice.