Current Mood: dirty

Reaching an all-time low

In an effort to give Iggy and the entire household some relief from Iggy's raging oestrus, I have resorted to periodically going to the back porch and diddling the cat with a wooden back-scratcher. This isn't the equivalent of bestiality is it? Am I going to go to hell for diddling a cat in heat? I mean, is that wrong?

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