Questions answered
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tinhuvielartanisWow...so many questions in such a short time. Like whoa....
Anonymous #1:
Not technically a question, but I can refer you to the Police's "Ghost in the Machine," track 4, or Billy Joel's "Glass Houses," track 8, and tell you that's all I know and that I feel your pain up to a point.
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clauderainsrm asked: Where are my cookies?
You ate them all, you naughty boy.
velvetsteel asked: If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a three toed grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a grape?
2.5 million light years.
wraithenjade asked: Meow? (Yes, but questions we find difficult, and we don't know you well enough yet. 'Sides, how many CDs do you own is a silly question.)
Mrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnn (Felinese for I know you and like you!) and I don't know how many CDs I own. It's in the hundreds, but most of them were free, being hand-outs from work since they don't pay me enough to be able to buy them. Heee!
durgablue asked: What would you do if you had little to no ob-stackells
I would rule the world with an iron fist wrapped in cotton and sleep most of the time.
piperdawn asked: What is your favorite western and why?
Blazing Saddles because it's bloody brilliant and I love quoting from it on an almost daily basis.
mystchainsister asked: What is your favorite consumable?
Sorry for being a dumbass, but what is a consumable? A food? Right now it's quesadillas from Taco Bell, if'n that's what you're asking. If not, fill me in and I will answer you forthwith.
misskitten77 asked: How did you come to live with Aunt Tudi and mow Uncle Michael's grass?
Technically, Aunt Tudi lives with me, since it's my house, but I've lived with her since I was 6 when my parents divorced. It was an ugly divorce and things got out of hand for my dad. My mom was going to NY and didn't want to take me to the city, thinking it was best if I stay with people I knew and loved. So Aunt Tudi adopted me when I was 10, which legally makes my dad my uncle (freaky deaky!) since he's her brother. She's disabled and doesn't drive, so it's best she hang with me. I've been cutting Uncle Michael's grass ever since he had his stroke a couple of months ago. So there you go.
Anonymous #2 asked: Do you know your sexy?
Nope, had no idearrr, but thanks for thinking so and thanks for lodging Rod Stewart in my brain for the rest of the day. I am now a boogie-ing fool.
Anonymous #1:
Not technically a question, but I can refer you to the Police's "Ghost in the Machine," track 4, or Billy Joel's "Glass Houses," track 8, and tell you that's all I know and that I feel your pain up to a point.
clauderainsrm asked: Where are my cookies?You ate them all, you naughty boy.
velvetsteel asked: If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a three toed grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a grape?2.5 million light years.
wraithenjade asked: Meow? (Yes, but questions we find difficult, and we don't know you well enough yet. 'Sides, how many CDs do you own is a silly question.)Mrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnn (Felinese for I know you and like you!) and I don't know how many CDs I own. It's in the hundreds, but most of them were free, being hand-outs from work since they don't pay me enough to be able to buy them. Heee!
durgablue asked: What would you do if you had little to no ob-stackellsI would rule the world with an iron fist wrapped in cotton and sleep most of the time.
piperdawn asked: What is your favorite western and why?Blazing Saddles because it's bloody brilliant and I love quoting from it on an almost daily basis.
mystchainsister asked: What is your favorite consumable?Sorry for being a dumbass, but what is a consumable? A food? Right now it's quesadillas from Taco Bell, if'n that's what you're asking. If not, fill me in and I will answer you forthwith.
misskitten77 asked: How did you come to live with Aunt Tudi and mow Uncle Michael's grass?Technically, Aunt Tudi lives with me, since it's my house, but I've lived with her since I was 6 when my parents divorced. It was an ugly divorce and things got out of hand for my dad. My mom was going to NY and didn't want to take me to the city, thinking it was best if I stay with people I knew and loved. So Aunt Tudi adopted me when I was 10, which legally makes my dad my uncle (freaky deaky!) since he's her brother. She's disabled and doesn't drive, so it's best she hang with me. I've been cutting Uncle Michael's grass ever since he had his stroke a couple of months ago. So there you go.
Anonymous #2 asked: Do you know your sexy?
Nope, had no idearrr, but thanks for thinking so and thanks for lodging Rod Stewart in my brain for the rest of the day. I am now a boogie-ing fool.
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