Weather Alert

[tinhuvielartanis]

/O.CON.KGSP.TO.W.0013.000000T0000Z-050707T1415Z/
GREENVILLE SC-
947 AM EDT THU JUL 7 2005

...A TORNADO WARNING CONTINUES UNTIL 1015 AM EDT FOR SOUTHERN
GREENVILLE COUNTY...

AT 947 AM EDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR CONTINUED TO
INDICATE A THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO. THIS TORNADO
WAS LOCATED 7 MILES NORTHEAST OF SIMPSONVILLE...OR ABOUT 11 MILES
EAST OF GREENVILLE...MOVING NORTHEAST AT 30 MPH.

THE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO WILL BE...
SOUTH OF GREER THROUGH 10 AM EDT...

IF YOU ARE IN THE PATH OF A TORNADO...THE SAFEST PLACE IN A HOME OR
BUSINESS IS AN INTERIOR ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR POSSIBLE. STAY AWAY
FROM DOORS AND WINDOWS.

Duncan is Northeast of Greer.

We're all going to die.

Comments

[clauderainsrm.livejournal.com]

it's coming right at ya!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Nice knowin' you.

[clauderainsrm.livejournal.com]

Can I have your stuff? (if I can retrieve it from the next county over where it will land)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

why the hell not?

[polypolyglot.livejournal.com]

If you die before I get a chance to wine and dine you, I'm SO going to kick your ass.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

You'd beat a dead hippie?

[clauderainsrm.livejournal.com]

Those are the best kind!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

::kicks Gary again::

[clauderainsrm.livejournal.com]

:kick kick:

:poke poke:

ha! double kicks *and* pokes!

take that you smelly soon to dead hippy!

[polypolyglot.livejournal.com]

Usually, I just spank them when they're live. Or get their cabana boys to do so.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Whee!

[zaecus.livejournal.com]

You're so dramatic.

You're not going to die.

Just remember, forget to hit the ground.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be nearly as fun if drama weren't involved.

Love the DA reference.