Archie Quotes
Jan. 23rd, 2012 09:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tinhuvielartanisGreat Mother, I’m going to have to start smoking if I keep on this road of doom. Here are some delicious quotes from Archibald Cunningham (Cunning Man, perhaps?). They are some of my very favourites of any character known to me. Woo Nelly!
“What did you do with that bag of guts Killearn? Vex me not, McGregor, or I shall have you dragged a while. And I am a man of my word.”
“Love is a dung hill, Betty, and I am but a cock that climbs upon it to crow.”
This one is just too cool, especially how he delivers it. ::dies::
Duke of Argyll: So, Mr. Cunningham, what are these principle sins that distress your mother? Dice? Drink? Or are you a buggerer of boys?
Archibald: It is years, Your Grace, since I buggered a boy... And in my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.
AAAHHHHH!! It’s Lord Sidious and Maul!!
Montrose: I have had a message from His Grace the Duke of Argyll. It seems our MacGregor is holed up with him. He offers us a match: you and the Highlander.
Archibald: [rasping whisper] Bring him on.
Montrose: You speak, Archibald! One must never underestimate the healing power of hatred.
I’m sure I will find more, and you should be certain I’ll impose them all on you. BWWAAAH!
But you know, beauty can be terrifying...and there is nothing straightforward about pleasure...
“What did you do with that bag of guts Killearn? Vex me not, McGregor, or I shall have you dragged a while. And I am a man of my word.”
“Love is a dung hill, Betty, and I am but a cock that climbs upon it to crow.”
This one is just too cool, especially how he delivers it. ::dies::
Duke of Argyll: So, Mr. Cunningham, what are these principle sins that distress your mother? Dice? Drink? Or are you a buggerer of boys?
Archibald: It is years, Your Grace, since I buggered a boy... And in my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.
AAAHHHHH!! It’s Lord Sidious and Maul!!
Montrose: I have had a message from His Grace the Duke of Argyll. It seems our MacGregor is holed up with him. He offers us a match: you and the Highlander.
Archibald: [rasping whisper] Bring him on.
Montrose: You speak, Archibald! One must never underestimate the healing power of hatred.
I’m sure I will find more, and you should be certain I’ll impose them all on you. BWWAAAH!
But you know, beauty can be terrifying...and there is nothing straightforward about pleasure...
