Comparative Religions

[tinhuvielartanis]

luvthyjoker sent this to me. I had it ages ago, but lost it when I left the Pit in 2005. I'm putting here and Facebook for safe keeping.

Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens.
Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, Knock: 'Shit happens.'
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe not.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you.
Rastafarian: Smoke that shit.

Comments

[gunslingaaahhh.livejournal.com]

forgot one.

Ka: shit.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Oh and the Wiccan one: You pull shit, three times that shit will dump on you.

[anomoly-fetish.livejournal.com]

That is fantastic. Died laughing.

and here's a couple of my two cents..

Jedi: Shit the Force is.
Whovian: This shit happens in my future, doesn't it?

dunno how Whovian would be a religion, just its been suggested. I'm not THAT hardcore of a fan.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Oh my, now I have to respond with a Sith version.

Shit.. Shit attracts the fearful..The strong...The weak...The innocent...The corrupt... SHIT. Shit is my ally.

[anomoly-fetish.livejournal.com]

so general Star Wars religion is the Shit is strong with you...amirite?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Well, according to Maul in the Sith Academy "I am hot shit."

[anomoly-fetish.livejournal.com]

Ha. That's great :D You'd think that would be Anakin's thing, but whatever...