Big Honkin' Truth Survey Thingie
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tinhuvielartanisYoinked from Tish, whose answers were cooler than mine. Damn. I started this thing around 7 this morning. Just finished it. It's not that it was that big, it's just that I've been multi-tasking like a RoboFool all day, so I did it in bits and bobs. If you see this over on Facebook, it's the same thing. I'm putting it over there to torture Tish, because she deserves it.
Can you fill this out without lying?
That's the aim.
Last thing you drank?
Cheerwine!
Last store you went to?
Wal-Mart.
Where was your default picture taken?
In my house here in Duncan.
Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
My "nephew" Blake.
Can you play guitar hero?
Yeah, it was called playing air guitar back in the 80s.
Name someone that made you laugh today?
I am not allowed to utter that name.
When was the last time you saw your best friend?
A little over a year ago.
How late did you stay up last night?
I'm still up!
You could move somewhere else, would you?
Canada, England, Maine, anywhere up North, back home to Asheville, NC. Really anywhere that is not SC.
Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Stephanie
Do you believe ex's can be friends?
With work and the setting aside of bruised egos, ergo NO.
Do you like calling or texting better?
I hate the phone and I don't have a cell phone, so can we just talk on the computer?
How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
It's a poor substitute for Cheerwine.
When was the last time you cried really hard?
A few months ago.
Where is your biological father right now?
In a box on a shelf in the living room of a house in Moncks Corner, SC
Where are you at right now?
On the love seat in my living room.
What bed did you sleep in last night?
I didn't.
What was the last thing someone bought for you?
My home.
Who took your profile picture?
Aunt Tudi.
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
A local Elvis impersonator.
Was yesterday better than today?
Yesterday rocked like crazy, so today will have to be filled to the brim with win to make it.
Can you live a day without TV?
Sure.
Are you mad about anything?
Always. It's a Sith's duty to kindle at least a constant low-grade anger, just to stay in shape.
When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
I can't remember the last time, but I can tell you the next time. July 12th, 2009. It will be a day that will live in infamy for me.
Are you a bad influence?
I do try my level best to be.
Night out or night in?
Depends on the night.
Are you more of an individual or an outgoing person?
Depends on the situation. Right now I'm Ruby Rhod. Next month I may be Donnie Darko.
What items could you not go without during the day?
Laptop, iPod (Son of iGor), and my DVD player.
When's the last time you were in the hospital?
2004 for gastric bypass (I'm half the woman I used to be)
Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No, I need my shoes.
What does the last text message in your inbox say?
It was a chat message and it said "nighty night."
How do you feel about your life right now?
Some parts are great, other parts not so much.
How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
Four
Do you hate anyone?
I'm a professional misanthrope. What do you think?
If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?
about 3000 read emails.
Last person you talked to on the phone?
My Friend Todd.
Can you easily tell if someone's fake?
Almost immediately. I have this...sense...about people.
How's your heart?
It's a mosaic.
Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
Yes.
Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
Yes, but they were just trying to get on my good side.
What song is stuck in your head?
"Inertia Creeps" by Massive Attack
Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, who do you want it to be?
Real or Fictional, because that's how my Kind thinks? Real: Vin Diesel or Ed Kowalczyk. Fictional: The Joker Proper but not for the reason many people are thinking.
Wanna have kids before you're 30?:
I've never ever wanted kids.
Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Today is tomorrow and I have to mow the grass.
Can you whistle?
Yes, but not very well.
Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
I go to sleep on my back and wake up on my right side.
What gets in your way of your sleeping?
My brain. It constantly runs, never stopping, never sleeping, never allowing the body to sleep.
Are your eyes the same color as your mom's or dad's?
Closer to my father's although mine have a silver or grey tint to them, which is more like my paternal grandmother's.
Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?:
Many people.
Do you think too much or too little?:
Way to much. There's a reason why "Ignorance is bliss" is a cliché.
Do you smile a lot?:
Lately more than I have in a long time.
Who was your last missed call on your cell phone?
I don't have a cell phone.
Are you happy with your life?:
Some things could be better.
Can you handle the truth?
I don't just handle it, I juggle it, I punch it, I knead it like Gordon Ramsay cursing a wad of dough in London.
Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....::deep breath::....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
What was the last book you read?:
Reread Mysteries of the Dark Moon by Demetra George Incredible book for people interested in how archetypes work in your mental and spiritual life, or for someone ready to step into the deep waters of Inner Darkness exploration.
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?:
No, he's my best friend.
Is there something you usually wear?
Official Tin Gear: Faded black pants, a tee shirt with a snarky slogan or the Fandom du Jour (J is splashed across my front a lot right now), black socks, black Birks. I sometimes wear a baseball cap (usually my Sith Lord hat) and I wear a flannel shirt in the Winter. Simple and comfy. And the Lesbians at Barnes & Noble love me.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Re-re-re-proofreading my writerlies on the Joker Blogs website.
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
Aunt Tudi right before she went to sleep last night.
Did you have an exciting last weekend?
Not much excitement in these parts.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
No, but that's a goal in my life to do just once.
Do you like yourself?
I try to. I've liked myself better in the past, but I've hated myself too. I'm a work in progress.
Are you wearing a bracelet?
I wear five black plastic 'O' rings given to me by a fellow Shriek fan and friend, Michelle, in 2001.
Are you an emotional person?
I am a Vulcan.
What's something that can always make you feel better?
Good music, laughter, and sleep.
Will this weekend be a good one?:
So far so good. Been busy.
Have you ever worn the opposite gender's clothing?
Like a suit? No. But I'd love to wear a Zoot Suit because they're cool as all Sith Hell.
Look behind you, what do you see?
My reflection. There's a big mirror behind me.
Have you ever worked in a food place?
No, but the music biz is just as bad.
What would you name your future daughter?
Lyle. Good thing I'm not having one.
Any summer plans for 2009?:
Trying not to spontaneously combust under the SC sun, get at least half The Blood Crown written, and help as needed in the eventual takeover of the entire entertainment industry by my Little Bro.
Did you lie on any of your answers?
Some of them were large enough to lie on, but I refrained because I still have insomnia.
Can you fill this out without lying?
That's the aim.
Last thing you drank?
Cheerwine!
Last store you went to?
Wal-Mart.
Where was your default picture taken?
In my house here in Duncan.
Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
My "nephew" Blake.
Can you play guitar hero?
Yeah, it was called playing air guitar back in the 80s.
Name someone that made you laugh today?
I am not allowed to utter that name.
When was the last time you saw your best friend?
A little over a year ago.
How late did you stay up last night?
I'm still up!
You could move somewhere else, would you?
Canada, England, Maine, anywhere up North, back home to Asheville, NC. Really anywhere that is not SC.
Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Stephanie
Do you believe ex's can be friends?
With work and the setting aside of bruised egos, ergo NO.
Do you like calling or texting better?
I hate the phone and I don't have a cell phone, so can we just talk on the computer?
How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
It's a poor substitute for Cheerwine.
When was the last time you cried really hard?
A few months ago.
Where is your biological father right now?
In a box on a shelf in the living room of a house in Moncks Corner, SC
Where are you at right now?
On the love seat in my living room.
What bed did you sleep in last night?
I didn't.
What was the last thing someone bought for you?
My home.
Who took your profile picture?
Aunt Tudi.
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
A local Elvis impersonator.
Was yesterday better than today?
Yesterday rocked like crazy, so today will have to be filled to the brim with win to make it.
Can you live a day without TV?
Sure.
Are you mad about anything?
Always. It's a Sith's duty to kindle at least a constant low-grade anger, just to stay in shape.
When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
I can't remember the last time, but I can tell you the next time. July 12th, 2009. It will be a day that will live in infamy for me.
Are you a bad influence?
I do try my level best to be.
Night out or night in?
Depends on the night.
Are you more of an individual or an outgoing person?
Depends on the situation. Right now I'm Ruby Rhod. Next month I may be Donnie Darko.
What items could you not go without during the day?
Laptop, iPod (Son of iGor), and my DVD player.
When's the last time you were in the hospital?
2004 for gastric bypass (I'm half the woman I used to be)
Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No, I need my shoes.
What does the last text message in your inbox say?
It was a chat message and it said "nighty night."
How do you feel about your life right now?
Some parts are great, other parts not so much.
How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
Four
Do you hate anyone?
I'm a professional misanthrope. What do you think?
If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?
about 3000 read emails.
Last person you talked to on the phone?
My Friend Todd.
Can you easily tell if someone's fake?
Almost immediately. I have this...sense...about people.
How's your heart?
It's a mosaic.
Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
Yes.
Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
Yes, but they were just trying to get on my good side.
What song is stuck in your head?
"Inertia Creeps" by Massive Attack
Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, who do you want it to be?
Real or Fictional, because that's how my Kind thinks? Real: Vin Diesel or Ed Kowalczyk. Fictional: The Joker Proper but not for the reason many people are thinking.
Wanna have kids before you're 30?:
I've never ever wanted kids.
Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Today is tomorrow and I have to mow the grass.
Can you whistle?
Yes, but not very well.
Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
I go to sleep on my back and wake up on my right side.
What gets in your way of your sleeping?
My brain. It constantly runs, never stopping, never sleeping, never allowing the body to sleep.
Are your eyes the same color as your mom's or dad's?
Closer to my father's although mine have a silver or grey tint to them, which is more like my paternal grandmother's.
Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?:
Many people.
Do you think too much or too little?:
Way to much. There's a reason why "Ignorance is bliss" is a cliché.
Do you smile a lot?:
Lately more than I have in a long time.
Who was your last missed call on your cell phone?
I don't have a cell phone.
Are you happy with your life?:
Some things could be better.
Can you handle the truth?
I don't just handle it, I juggle it, I punch it, I knead it like Gordon Ramsay cursing a wad of dough in London.
Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....::deep breath::....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
What was the last book you read?:
Reread Mysteries of the Dark Moon by Demetra George Incredible book for people interested in how archetypes work in your mental and spiritual life, or for someone ready to step into the deep waters of Inner Darkness exploration.
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?:
No, he's my best friend.
Is there something you usually wear?
Official Tin Gear: Faded black pants, a tee shirt with a snarky slogan or the Fandom du Jour (J is splashed across my front a lot right now), black socks, black Birks. I sometimes wear a baseball cap (usually my Sith Lord hat) and I wear a flannel shirt in the Winter. Simple and comfy. And the Lesbians at Barnes & Noble love me.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Re-re-re-proofreading my writerlies on the Joker Blogs website.
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
Aunt Tudi right before she went to sleep last night.
Did you have an exciting last weekend?
Not much excitement in these parts.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
No, but that's a goal in my life to do just once.
Do you like yourself?
I try to. I've liked myself better in the past, but I've hated myself too. I'm a work in progress.
Are you wearing a bracelet?
I wear five black plastic 'O' rings given to me by a fellow Shriek fan and friend, Michelle, in 2001.
Are you an emotional person?
I am a Vulcan.
What's something that can always make you feel better?
Good music, laughter, and sleep.
Will this weekend be a good one?:
So far so good. Been busy.
Have you ever worn the opposite gender's clothing?
Like a suit? No. But I'd love to wear a Zoot Suit because they're cool as all Sith Hell.
Look behind you, what do you see?
My reflection. There's a big mirror behind me.
Have you ever worked in a food place?
No, but the music biz is just as bad.
What would you name your future daughter?
Lyle. Good thing I'm not having one.
Any summer plans for 2009?:
Trying not to spontaneously combust under the SC sun, get at least half The Blood Crown written, and help as needed in the eventual takeover of the entire entertainment industry by my Little Bro.
Did you lie on any of your answers?
Some of them were large enough to lie on, but I refrained because I still have insomnia.
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