Doctor

I'm trying to get worked in to see the doctor today. That spot in my back is worse and I can't move without excruciating pain. Why am I here at work?

Drugged

OK, so the doc thinks it's a strain from hell, brought about by stress and sitting to long. He gave me shot of demerol and phenergin, and prescribed lortab and zanaflex. In addiction, I'm not supposed to go back to work unti Monday.

The Feudal Mistress is going to have a shit fit.