Music Survey

Thanks to godblossom

# reminds you of your childhood: 'Have You never Been Mellow' by Olivia Newton-John
# makes you cry: 'On the Turning away' by Pink Floyd
# makes you laugh: 'Short Dick Man' by 20 Fingers
# makes you wanna dance: 'Groove Line' by Heatwave
# reminds you of the one you want: 'Broken Arrow' by Rod Stewart
# you wish you wrote: 'Inama Nushif' by Brian Tyler
# fills you with complete joy: 'Caribbean Blue' by Enya
# you never want to hear again: 'Mama Told Me not to Come' by Three Dog Night
# you want played at your funeral: 'Eldorado' by Electric Light Orchestra
# sums up your teenage years: 'Creep' by Radiohead
# you used to hate but now love: 'Jessies Girl' by Rick Springfield
# you like to wake up to: 'Morning Has Broken' by Cat Stevens
# you like out of your parents record collection: 'Fever' by Elvis Presley
# your parents like out of your collection: 'Telephone Line' by ELO
# you love that you wouldn't know about if it wasn't for a friend: 'MmmBop' by Hanson
# makes you think of someone who died: 'Amen' as sung by Sidney Poitier in 'Lilies of the Field'
# makes you think of the moon: 'Lady' by Gypsy
# makes you think of summer: 'Life Is a Highway' by Tom Cochrane
# makes you think of being alone: 'Maybe' by Harry Nilsson

Justin Timbercrap

I'm so ashamed....
I like his new song. But it's just so Disco!

Barbie on Crack

That chick at RCA just called me again. She's too damned happy all the time.


.....and if her voice got any higher, only dogs could hear her speak.

Lifted Shamelessly from asim

Insane Scadian Humour

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the SCA

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first expose a Baron. This will cause the
world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they
come from? And why do they look so good in Really Big Skirts?

Stage Two:

Next, you will desecrate Twelfth Night. This will cause countless hordes of
Sci-Fi Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become
synonymous with Pathos and Tragedy, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Flamewar of Innuendo, bringing about the Return of the Antichrist. This
will all be done from a Viking Longship, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will
herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new
god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.