tinhuvielartanis | Lifted Shamelessly from asim

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the SCA
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first expose a Baron. This will cause the
world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they
come from? And why do they look so good in Really Big Skirts?
Stage Two:
Next, you will desecrate Twelfth Night. This will cause countless hordes of
Sci-Fi Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become
synonymous with Pathos and Tragedy, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Flamewar of Innuendo, bringing about the Return of the Antichrist. This
will all be done from a Viking Longship, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will
herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new
god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.