Chicken sammich

[tinhuvielartanis]

I have days where I'm severely hungry, eating stuff like Pac-Man munching on power pellets. Earlier, Aunt Tudi sent me on a mission to buy us a rotisserie chicken. Nothing ever goes to waste when Aunt Tudi and I eat a rotisserie chicken. She likes the white meat and I prefer the dark meat. Dark meat on a rotisserie chicken is like heaven on a bone! It's tender, juicy, and it tastes divine.

When I got home with the chicken, Aunt Tudi stripped all the meat off it, designating a white meat bowl and a dark meat bowl. I grabbed the dark meat bowl and put a generous layer of chicken on a slice of butterbread, then microwaved it for 20 seconds. After that, I slapped a thick blob of Hellman's mayonnaise on the other slice of butterbread, placed that slice on the chicken slice, and pressed down hard so that the mayo would squish all through the chicken.

It was the best damned chicken sammich I've ever head. I'm gonna have to have another later on in the evening. It was so good, I felt like breaking out in song. Dunno what song I'd sing. Since chicken is involved, maybe something from Rock-a-Doodle?

Comments

[baxaphobia.livejournal.com]

Or the Bird is the word! Bird bird bird...bird is the word!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

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