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[tinhuvielartanis]

So, the latest mischief at The Joker Blogs was posted a day or so ago (no, not a new installment - don't get your panties in wad. That's coming, have no fear). You can go read it for yourself in the left-hand column on the page I linked. Or, if you don't want to click the link, read on MacDuff!

Adopt-An-Arkham Association

It's hard to survive in the cruel world we live in. It's filled with war, disease, heartache, toothache, starvation, and plenty of other hilarious things.

But few realize just how hard it is providing for people who have gone total bonkers with shelter, food, and cleanliness. Because one usually leads to problems with the other.

Most psychiatric hospitals like.... say... ARKHAM for example, are hopelessly in debt and in dire need of a bail-out. Especially after one patient in particular left all the sinks running and flooded the toilets in the lower east wing.

With the threat of financial issues, economic failure, and all around bad decorating, hospitals are faced with shutting down. And heaven knows where all of those looney-toons are going to go? Could be headed to your own backyard.

So take time to sponsor a crazy. For just $97 a day and 31 quick blood transfusions, your Adopt-An-Arkham patient will be happy as a clam. Donate today!

In a fit of...something...I decided to comment on his page with this:
Us Vampires want to know how many transfusions you've taken in and if you have any extra to spare? Who cares about the money? You're probably just gonna burn it; at least your half, anyway.

Norvus Cobblepot then responded on my You Tube channel page:
Well there's only so much you can use as finger paint. I can donate the rest! A gift for all the promoting you've done. I'll make a deposit at the nearest blood-bank.

I would have ::boggled::, but I've been too busy laughing. Time to drag out the plastic fangs and silly straw. Nom nom nom.

Comments

[gatheringrivers]

OMG that is hilarious!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Thought you'd reply with appreciation.

[bellajoker.livejournal.com]

2 things:

1 - WAIT WHUT.WAIT A SEEEECOND.What you mean with "Norvus Cobblepot"?*missed the joke* I mean,I looked at your yt channel and Mr.J really replied you.(And I'm kind of jealous LOL you see,it's because he NEEEEVER answered me about nothing.It's kind of rare seeing him replying someone.)

2 - Good point.Why would he want money anyway?XD

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

1. In dedications before my last Date Night story, I wrote to the JB dude: I’m calling you Norvus Cobblepot until you, at last, reveal yourself to the Jedi, and the Sith. And don't be jealous. I think he just did that because I've been blabbing about him to every-damned-body for 40 days and 40 nights. So yeah...

2. Maybe he just wants to watch more burn.