::dies::

[tinhuvielartanis]

Ten years. It's been ten freakin' years and my face still got sizzling hot after viewing this. I feel the need to call my old Kung Fu teacher, who happens to look like Ray Park. Oh, and for all you non-Star Wars types, Ray Park is the man who played the body of Darth Maul. Peter Serafinowicz (yes, the angry room-mate in Sean of the Dead) played Maul's voice. Maybe I should watch EP1 tonight....

Nothing like some Wu Shu to get a girl's blood to boiling.

Comments

[showmescars.livejournal.com]

This is because I was talking about hula hoops, right? Well, we know now, with Ray Park, that hula-hooping would never be a problem! HE could move and the hoop would stay in place.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

He could just look at the hoop and it'd roll away in terror.

[showmescars.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. The icon says it all!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

*snork*

[showmescars.livejournal.com]

He's "teh secks"! Thank you or thank him for turning me on to him!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, he's what got me into writing fanfiction a decade ago. Well, him as Darth Maul.

He looks sexy in that makeup. I love men in makeup!

[showmescars.livejournal.com]

10 years ago, I didn't know what fanfic was! Not that I think, anyway. I joined a list called KISS_girltalk on yahoo! and I think I wrote my first fic @ 17 yrs. old. About Gene Simmons, mainly, but all of KISS as well.

Re: He looks sexy in that makeup. I love men in makeup!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Lurrrve Gene Simmons.

Re: He looks sexy in that makeup. I love men in makeup!

[showmescars.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH!

Re: He looks sexy in that makeup. I love men in makeup!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

And Robert Smith. That's who the Joker reminds me of more than anyone else, methinks. Robert Smith.

Are you Harley Queen on Yahoo?

Re: He looks sexy in that makeup. I love men in makeup!

[showmescars.livejournal.com]

I'm on Windows Live Messenger which takes all types of messengers: yahoo, msn, moontribes, etc. My email on Windows Live is jokerkitten@live.com, but it'll probably show up as Harley Queen. Ever since I'm off AIM (where I rarely go anymore), I'm almost always on Windows Live under that email and I am probably the Harley Queen on your Y! Messenger. Try it sometime. I put your email in: susperia5, correct, and it shows up as Tracy E***s (guessing you don't want to show your last name to all the 'net). All true? I'll be really embarassed if it's not!

Re: He looks sexy in that makeup. I love men in makeup!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

That would be me and everybody knows my "real" name, even though it would seem that my real name these days is Tinhuviel.

Re: He looks sexy in that makeup. I love men in makeup!

[showmescars.livejournal.com]

And J kinda reminds me of Robert Smith in the makeup too. Sexier.

"Soon!"

[ross.livejournal.com]

Peter Serafiowicz is funnier than and old lady falling down six flights of stairs.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=peter+serafinowicz&aq=f

Especially this one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-7NDP8V-6A

Re: "Soon!"

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I know he's hilarious, but I can't..get..past..the..VOICE. Darth Maul isn't supposed to be funny. That's J's job.

I know... I'm mad as a hatter, but you are reading The Cliffs of Insanity!

Re: "Soon!"

[showmescars.livejournal.com]

I like the "You're a C**T!" bit I saw, like American Asshole, err, I mean, Idol. The other two weren't available in my country. Dammit! I love Scottish accents. I'm a bit Scottish me self! Now I have to see this film. I'm a fucking Sith hula-hooping in Michigan!

Re: "Soon!"

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

"I'm a fucking Sith hula-hooping in Michigan!"

That has got to go down in LJ history as one of the greatest quotes ever.

Re: "Soon!"

[showmescars.livejournal.com]

We have to put that on both our profiles! as "conversation between tinhuviel & gratefuldread"! LMAO! You are so hillarious! You've gotta sign onto yahoo so we can talk sometime. So fucking funny!

Anyway, um, agree to this quote of LJ History on both our profiles?

Re: "Soon!"

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I'm working on it right now.

Re: "Soon!"

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Go look!

Re: "Soon!"

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Oh, and that last one isn't available in my country. Must be too....brilliant.

Re: "Soon!"

[ross.livejournal.com]

I'll try finding a different upload of it, it's been done several times by lots of people; a pity as that one is the 'official' one and therefore better quality.

Soon (reprise)

[ross.livejournal.com]

Not sure if this will work, but here goes.

Re: Soon (reprise)

[ross.livejournal.com]

As I say, not great quality. Even so if THIS doesn't function en US one of these may...
http://www.google.co.uk/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&=&q=kitchen+gun&btnG=Google+Search&meta=lr%3D

Re: Soon (reprise)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

LMFAO! The dude is funny! And gorgeous! But he's still Darth Maul. Can't wrap my mind around the fact that my Maul is a popular British comedian. If I try too hard, it'll crack my egg the rest of the way.