So bad

[tinhuvielartanis]

Things are so bad, I'm leaving early for work to take a roll of toilet paper to a friend who has none and no money to buy any. I'd like to poo and wipe my bum right on Dubya's face. Economic scat, all the rage these days.

Comments

[tru2myart.livejournal.com]

I had to have Bill "borrow" a couple of rolls of toilet paper from work the other day because we're too broke to buy any until pay day.

:ponders:

Do you think the oil/economy crisis could all stem from a radical toilet paper monopoly conspiracy? :queue the Mission Impossible music:

:pets you: We loves the Tin, yes we do's.

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

Just *HUG*!

[waterdawg.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of the early 80s...

My grandma used to SQUIG me out - she always used a wash cloth for herself - after living through the depression, they found that was cheaper. I won't go into how they had separate rags (pee & poop that got cleaned immediately), but some how it was cheaper... OR using the Sears catalog & how you make each page softer - any one want details ask.....

Things are getting there, I am EXTREMELY grateful for the time I spent with those folks - I learned A LOT.

Thinking I should repost depression rules.... I got so many, living by them..

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

You really ought to. I'd be interested to hear what you've learnt and try to apply some of the rules here.

[durgablue.livejournal.com]

I'd like to poo and wipe my bum right on Dubya's face.

Like they say in Clerks2, ass to mouth is never ok!