Politics at Sally Foster

[tinhuvielartanis]

Tonight at Sally Foster, a lady with whom I used to work in the Pit asked me at break tonight what I thought of Sarah Palin.

"Oh, my, do you really want to get me started on her?" I asked.

She grinned and said, "Oh yes, I do!"

"Okay, I'll give you the condensed version. I think that Sarah Palin is a rancid bitch."

This chick about choked on her coffee from a combination of surprise and laughter.

"Do you want me to go on?" She nodded. "Okay. So, yeah, the fact that she has the audacity to identify herself as a woman makes me want to rip her skin clean off her bones and beat her to death with it. I don't know if she's just so power-hungry that she doesn't care or if she's too dumb to realise that the only reason that living wrinkle chose her to be his running mate is because she's female, and he's hoping this may get him some votes. That's the only way he'd get votes 'cos the only way he'll ever get in the White House is the same way that rat bastard currently in the White House got it ~~ by stealing it."

She chortled. "And what was it you called Sarah Palin again?"

"A rancid bitch, and you can quote me on that."

And I left amidst peals of laughter from her and those close enough in proximity to hear our exchange. I'd like to think that the laughter was tinged with approval for my words. I'm soooo gonna get shot someday, probably with a blindfold on and a Marlboro clenched betwixt my fangs.

Comments

[durgablue.livejournal.com]

Your unyielding growlyness is TEH Awesome!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

My unyielding growlyness is a result of the Right Wing's unyield EVILNESS.

[lady-vanhelsing.livejournal.com]

*sigh*
You are a true poet...I so admire you. :)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Aw, thankies. ::dabs eye:: I love you guys!

[zen-sakka.livejournal.com]

I SO love you.

It is posts like this that remind me how much I do.

*major huggage*

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Why thankies! Of course, I'll have to retire the Cliffs of Insanity if Obama gets elected and everything turns out wonderful. There will be nothing for me to bitch about! ;)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

:)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

::blush::

I would be honoured to have coffee with you!

[silent-ic-river.livejournal.com]

Hun, you are not going to be first against the wall when the revolution comes, you're going to be leading it, knife in teeth as you bust down the walls.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Whoops, sorry about my previous comment. That was meant for Shri below. What I meant to say to you was this: you have much more faith in me than I have in myself and, for that, I thank you! I hope that, if I do survive to be a part of the revolution, you're right there beside me. I can't imagine any better company to keep in times of war or peace.

[green-goblin7t.livejournal.com]

Man, I'll have to get out my soapbox impression (only because I know you love it so).

So do I know this person from the Pit? You want to e-mail me their identity?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I can't remember her name, sadly. I'll have to ask. Calvin, who worked with Rick back in UPS, is working the Sally season. He's still at Arvaaaaahhhhto and says it's changed even more, and for the worse. Big surprise there, eh?

[zitronenhai.livejournal.com]

You and my husband are the only two people on earth I have ever heard say they were going to skin someone and beat them to death with it. I salute your dark creativity!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

That's why he and I are friends and you and I are such tight sisters-in-arms.