"Can you read the signs?"

[tinhuvielartanis]

The #1 sign your anti-depressant isn't working

While taking my meds last night, I looked at my Lexapro and saw that it says "FL" on one side.

My first thought was that it stood for "Fat Loser." I think perhaps this is a message from god.

The #1 sign that your luck is for shite

While getting out of the car the other day, I noticed a blue bird flying in my direction. As this is usually a good sign portending luck and happiness, I was well-pleased by this beautiful omen floating my way. Then the omen pooped and it almost hit me. So much for the Bluebird of Happiness.

The #1 sign that you live with a big freak

Aunt Tudi and I were playing a game last night that required reading. Since Aunt Tudi's eyes aren't the best in the world (she goes to the eye doctor at the end of this month), she had to not only wear her glasses, but also use a magnifying glass so she could see the questions. All I saw was this:





It goes without saying that I had difficulty concentrating on the game while the Mouth of Dread was looming over my defenseless person.

In other news, I'm seriously considering vacuum-packing everything in the house including Aunt Tudi and all the animals. We need the room. I can see it now: an empty house with just a pile of vacuum-packed family members filling up one small corner in the living room. I bet there'd even be an echo.

Comments

[quoth-the-maven.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh. My. God.


Seriously.


You just made my day. I KNEW if I hit "refresh" enough times that LJ would make it alllll better!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

heeeeeeee!

[stacye13.livejournal.com]

like all the packaged people in blade 3?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Dudette, I've never seen Blade 3. Now I have to, but I need to see 1 and 2 first. Damn you!

[stacye13.livejournal.com]

2 sucks, you can totally skip it. :)

[bloominglotus.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Fun with magnification, eh?

[mekkasimian.livejournal.com]

MEK TRY REMEMBER MOVIE WITH SIMILAR MAGNIFICATION...

GILLIAM'S "BRAZIL"?

=M=

[m0usegrrl.livejournal.com]

::wipes bits of orange Hostess Cupcake and Diet Berries N' Creme Dr Pepper off monitor::

BEST. PIC. EVAR.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Heee! Glad you like.

Ah, once again, I must set the record straight for you.

[moad-terran-hq.livejournal.com]

The F L stood for Ferally Luscious.

The Bluebird of Happiness was simply trying to bestow its Blessing upon you! Yes, its Blessing comes out of its Butt, but it is a Blessing, nonetheless!!!

OK, that Third one, I got nothing - that image would scare the bejeebus out of me too....

Oh, and Tupperware Stacks Better - plus you could Burp the animals for Freshness....

Re: Ah, once again, I must set the record straight for you.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

You know, you're so unbelievably cool, I got chicken pimples.

Re: Ah, once again, I must set the record straight for you.

[moad-terran-hq.livejournal.com]

;-}

[chardarkminion.livejournal.com]

Instead of vacuume sealing everything, I suggest investing in a Katamari to roll it up. When its done, you get a nifty star, too.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

That's a pretty swell idea there.

"FL"

[grl-luvs-geeks.livejournal.com]

How 'bout "fabulous lady".....or, better yet, "fuzzy llamas"? And doesn't vaccuum sealed=stays fresh longer? Maybe you're on to something.

Re: "FL"

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

The new Immortality Method: Vacuum Sealing!

Fuzzy Llamas sounds good, but does that mean that Lexapro is made of llamas? I can't go there, man...

[wikkidpixie.livejournal.com]

First thing I thought of, being from there, was FL for Florida...followed by FL for Friends List. :P But no, I'm not obsessed with lj or anything, really...

I quite like the vacuum packing idea. I might find that useful myself!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

D'oh! Florida! ::facepalm::

[durgablue.livejournal.com]

OK, completely unoriginal follow-up to wikkidpixie's post, I too had the immediate thought of "Florida".

It goes without saying that I had difficulty concentrating on the game while the Mouth of Dread was looming over my defenseless person.

Your dear Auntie Tudi looks like a character out of "Top Secret", bless her!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

::snorkle::

I haven't seen that movie in 1000 years.

[durgablue.livejournal.com]

Say listen...I had an odd experience last night, I might want to bend your ear, would you mind?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

You still have my email address? If not, it's angelina@barryandrews.net.

I'm about to log off and won't be back until tomorrow night, but I promise to write then.

[durgablue.livejournal.com]

I sent it to your yahoo addy...g'nite!

[anomali.livejournal.com]

Now that is guffaw-funny: D

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

It was scary too! :)

Re: Aaargh!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

My sentiments exactly.

[falkenna.livejournal.com]

Major fits of giggles, honestly.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Same here, trust me.