"Aw they're beautiful"
Feb. 4th, 2006 06:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
A reporter just said that, referring to all the babies being born in New Orleans. What the fuck? All babies look the same: like little mushed up hideous wieners. No baby is beautiful. It was just squeezed out of a very stinky small space into a big frightening world that instantly makes it cry. It's a miserable little lump of ugly.
And everyone seemed so happy that there's a baby boom in NO. Oh yeah, that's exactly what we need: more humans. The more humans there are mucking up the place, the more natural disasters there will be in a (futile, I sometimes think) attempt at restoring some sort of natural balance to the world.
So, no, they're not beautiful. They're an assembly line of fugly parasites that will only make things worse in the long run.
And everyone seemed so happy that there's a baby boom in NO. Oh yeah, that's exactly what we need: more humans. The more humans there are mucking up the place, the more natural disasters there will be in a (futile, I sometimes think) attempt at restoring some sort of natural balance to the world.
So, no, they're not beautiful. They're an assembly line of fugly parasites that will only make things worse in the long run.
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Date: 2006-02-05 01:04 am (UTC)He says they look like lizards. And it's true. Yes, I know parents who love the child are allowed to be blinded to the world of ugly that is their child, but the rest of us. Only to be polite.
Manners you know. :)
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Date: 2006-02-05 01:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-05 01:09 am (UTC)Breeders.
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Date: 2006-02-05 01:35 am (UTC)*flails*
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Date: 2006-02-05 01:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-05 04:48 am (UTC){/Barbie} "Math is hard!"
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Date: 2006-02-05 04:59 am (UTC)If that makes me a hater, then *shrug* let me be guilty.
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Date: 2006-02-05 05:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-05 02:22 pm (UTC)They start out red, wrinkled and goopy, then go all floppy and poo and puke everywhere. Then they get noisy, expensive and later stroppy, then they make spawn of their own.
Then they go all floppy and poo and puke everywhere again, and just before death they are red, wrinkled and goopy again.
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Date: 2006-02-06 02:25 am (UTC)It seems like the situation in that geographical area is still a little unstable to be bringing babies into the picture.
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Date: 2006-02-06 04:54 pm (UTC)