Un-Sithly

[tinhuvielartanis]

So here I sit with a small red bow affixed to my head and grin plastered across my face. It's not necessarily Krimmus spirit, but I am in a fantabulous mood. I feel all warm and gooey inside, and I'm ready to bounce about and titter with glee.

I feel so good, I wouldn't even punch clauderainsrm in the face if he were close! I'm afraid that Palpy will barge in any minute and take away my Sith membership card, slowly ripping it up in front of me and tossing the pieces in the air like so much confetti.

Tonight is the Evans family brouhaha. It used to be held at my house when Granny was still alive. After she died, though, we started having it at Uncle Michael and Janice's abode. This year will be different. Little Michael finished his and Jenni's new home and, as a result, they wanted to host the shindig there. So we're off to Campobello around 6 PM. I thought they lived in Boiling Springs, but I was mistaken.

Aunt Tudi has asked me not to be too critical of Colby tonight. I'll do my level best to honour her wishes even though he deserves to be beaten with a large spiked club. He sure as hell doesn't deserve to be visited by Santa Claus because he's an unruly little bat-faced reprobate. I'm the only one who lets him know that too. I make him and everyone around him aware that I know he's a criminal in the making.

BUT!! I feel too good to let that speck of bad behaviour ruin my day. I'm gonna have at the good times and enjoy myself to the max. And then I'm gonna come home and stay up 'til shortly after Midnight, like I always do on Krimmus Eve, hoping that one or all of the animals will speak. If nothing happens, I'll retire for the evening. If one of them does start speaking, you'll hear my YAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!! echoing around the globe. Yea and verily.

Comments

[zaecus.livejournal.com]

Even Sith need to let their hair down every once in a while, and if a few bat-faced reprobates have to die... so be it.

Palpy's currently crashing a kegger and spiking the booze with disulfiram.

[luminita.livejournal.com]

^_^ awwwwww

[durgablue.livejournal.com]

He sure as hell doesn't deserve to be visited by Santa Claus because he's an unruly little bat-faced reprobate. I'm the only one who lets him know that too. I make him and everyone around him aware that I know he's a criminal in the making.

You see, there's no need to yield your Sith Card, you're just gleefull about saving your sardonic powers for a deserving wicked child...I'm sure even a few Sithly glares from you will be enough to put the fear of Maul into young Colby.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

He was actually defiant in response to my digs. When he stuck his tongue out at me, I had to fight with every fibre of my being going outside to find an axe with which to chop it off.

[clauderainsrm.livejournal.com]

wow, you MUST be feeling pretty good then!!!*g*

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

sho nuff!