Culling and Grapes

[tinhuvielartanis]

I'm taking some folks off my friends list, mainly because they never update their journals anymore. It's nothing personal. Just thought I would say that.

Now that I have that out of the way, I'd like to profess my unconditional love for seedless red grapes. They make me very happy and compel me to do the Hokey Pokey and turn myself around.

**EDIT**
I guess I should mention that this is your personal "GET OUT OF JAIL FREE" card. If you've wanted to rid yourself of the plague that is tinhuviel, here's your chance. No hard feelings, promise.

Comments

[chardarkminion.livejournal.com]

I prefer axe peeled grapes, personally.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Bet it has to be a mighty sharp axe. ;)

[chardarkminion.livejournal.com]

Boy howdy does it have to be sharp. Obviously, you've never peeled grapes with an axe before.

Additional: Axe peeled grapes are way more expensive.

[primed.livejournal.com]

Shaka Zulu?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Yep! And now I have "I Feel for You" by Chaka Khan bouncing around in my head.

[insanity-speaks.livejournal.com]

Now that I have that out of the way, I'd like to profess my unconditional love for seedless red grapes. They make me very happy and compel me to do the Hokey Pokey and turn myself around.


I believe that IS what it's all about.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

You took the words right outta my mouth.

[jocosa]

I never post and I survived!!

Less'n you have not chopped us all yet.. in which case.. CRAP!!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

You just recently posted, so it's all good, homey.

[jocosa]

*puts the grapes back in the fridge that she was going to offer as a bribe and cheers happily*

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

hand over the grapes, woman!

[primed.livejournal.com]

You poor thing! No, No, its taking over, and I have to go to bed! Anything but - "Walkin on sunshine, whoa...." *whew*

(and don't it feel good!)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Verily do I despise Katrina and the Waves. I did so long before she became a hurrican.

[brujah.livejournal.com]

DON'T LEAVE ME!!

Particularly when you have grapes. :P

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

You're going nowhere!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_willowmyst/]

Mmm... grapes

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

::passes you a handful::

[polypolyglot.livejournal.com]

Don't you want those grapes peeled for you?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Is that an offer?

[m0usegrrl.livejournal.com]

mmm, seedless red grapes.... ::insert Homer Simpson Drool here::

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

mmmmmm...........

[vwip.livejournal.com]

Of course here you'd be doing the Hokey Tokey (or the Hokey Cokey if you were particularly English). Hokey Pokey would be a kind of candy used as flavouring in ice cream.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

It's because of you I learned something new today. Thanks!

[falkenna.livejournal.com]

Hokey Tokey??
Never heard of it. Who says that?

There was an actual 45rpm. It was Hokey Pokey.

Of course, you're right about the British, they perversely (as they do so many things) sing Hokey Cokey.

Funnily enough, I've just bought some red seedless grapes and suddenly realized how much I really love them.

[vwip.livejournal.com]

Replace 'here' in the above with 'in New Zealand' (as per my userinfo). There are some here who remain particularly British, either because they haven't been here long, or because they're just like that.

[ex-albee437.livejournal.com]

Grapes are pretty rad. I like bananas, too.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I love banana sammiches with mayo.

[mystchainsister.livejournal.com]

Just in case you were planning on losing me as being on your friends list....step away from your pc....do not touch the delete myst botton.
if you do, I shall send hellygrrl with her poking stick and she shall poke you till you leave me be.
I like it here, on your f-list...please let me stay.
offers you more absyntheeeeee precioussssss

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

you post in your journal, so you're not going a damned place.

[mystchainsister.livejournal.com]

*nods afirmatively*