71 Questions Answered

[tinhuvielartanis]

I'm cutting this on account of I'm feeling friendly and neighbourly.


1. DO YOU SNORE?
no

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
a lover, believe it or not.

3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
abandonment

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
no, I was too po.

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
I think it's a fucking waste of time for everyone involved and it's another ploy in the campaign to dumb down America.

6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
no

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
all babies are cute

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
do I have a choice?

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
black

10 DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
not usually

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Negatory!

12. HAVE ANY "SECRET" TALENTS?
Uhm...no?

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Away from all humanity

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
no, he's a jerk

15. CAN YOU SWIM?
no

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
yes

17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
yes

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
Three if you're a cartoon owl.

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
I've never tried and doubt I ever will.

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
yes

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
yes

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
manual

23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
It's part of the human heritage and probably more humane than factory farming.

24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
no

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
not anymore

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
stupid people

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU" AND MEANT IT?
this morning

28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
And working at a 7-11 somewhere in Oklahoma

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
no

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
fried

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
no more than any other breed of human.

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
on a planet discovered by Ren & Stimpy upon entering the black hole.

33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
2:35 PM EST

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Dumpling, George, Reptile, Darth Shriek

35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Affirmative

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
yesterday afternoon

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
shower

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
As real as the Easter Bunny.

39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Oh yes.

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
not really

41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
the Internet and some other things.

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
creamy please

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
yes, but I prefer to crack other people's necks.

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
yes

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
I would say yes

47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
no

48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
silver blue

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
more than I used to

51. DO YOU USE TWO-PLY OR THREE-PLY TOILET PAPER?
2 ply

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
at times, but so is everyone.

53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
no

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
the bodhran

55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
no

56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
no

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
yes!

58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
no

59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
sometimes

60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
they certainly seem to be.

61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
sure

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
yes

64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
no, it's quite balmy

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
spaghetti

66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
at times.

67. WISH YOU COULD LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE?
yes

68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Every single motherfucking Christmas commercial on TV right now.

69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
no

70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
Shriekback

71. WHO DO YOU LOVE?
Family, friends, animals

Comments

[markormarky.livejournal.com]

alright you really have to read the Salinger book. someone needs to assign ya!

[insanity-speaks.livejournal.com]

the greatest thing about Catcher in the Rye is to carry it in your back pocket like most psychopaths, open it up at random times and read a random line, and then put it away like it never happened. People look at you like you are insane. I miss doing that.

[stacye13.livejournal.com]

#5, I'm right there with ya sister!
#7, no they're not.
#43, lol!