Hello Moto

[tinhuvielartanis]

My new phone is dicking around with my mental health. When I hold it, I want to flip it open violently and scream "KHAAAAAAAAN!"

Is there some way to overcome this short of wiping my mind clean of all Star Trek references?

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[corwinok.livejournal.com]

No, I'm afraid there isn't

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

We're doomed.

Great. Now I'm quoting C-3PO.

[adriang.livejournal.com]

"Game over, man! Game over!"

Adrian

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Y'know, you may not believe me, but I swear I've been blurting that out for two days now. I think it's the catchphrase for the current era.

"We're fucked now, man! What are we gonna now, man?"

[polypolyglot.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're going to go all Kirk on us, you might has well have a fight with the Feudal Mistress near a flaming pit of lava, ending in a repeated kick at her hands: "I. Have Had. Enough. Of You!"

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't touch that ho with a ten foot pole.

[polypolyglot.livejournal.com]

You mean you can't see battling each other with lirpas and ahn woon to the battle music from "Amok Time" and The Cable Guy?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Only if I got to be Jim Carrey which, I must admit, has always been a sick fantasy of mine.

[fortysevenbteg.livejournal.com]

I'd love to see a clever video edit between that and Episode 3, where Kirk is kicking Anakins face in.

Gotta jot that idea down.

[m0usegrrl.livejournal.com]

i love flip phones for that very reason. also for the satisfying "SNAP!" when you hang up on someone by closing it. ^__^

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

heeee! I can't wait to do that.

[dr-nebula.livejournal.com]

I've been in that ugly trap b4.

You need to go to that most sacred of holies - the blessed B5 references.

Much better for all involved.

[chris2342.livejournal.com]

nope

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAACK!

Love the icon.

LOVE..IT..

[chris2342.livejournal.com]

I made it. Take it.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Thankies! You're very kind.

[obie.livejournal.com]

the fact that you are such a Star Trek geek makes me smile

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

*snirt*

You say the sweetest things.

[dferguson.livejournal.com]

Is it true that the inspiration for the design of CDs/DVDs came from Star Trek as well?

[polypolyglot.livejournal.com]

I don't think so, though Sony (tm) Memory Sticks are Trek influenced.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Heck, I dunno! I must do research now.

[silent-ic-river.livejournal.com]

Is there some way to overcome this short of wiping my mind clean of all Star Trek references?

I doubt it. I've answered my phone, "Spock here" at least once or twice.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

heheheheh

"I know what you know. I feel what you feel."

[windseeker.livejournal.com]

the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Or the one.

[deuceloosely.livejournal.com]

I still have my MicroTAC 650e, which still works. If I could find my battery charger, I'd see if I can still call out. I started on a pre-pay plan and took over two months to run the minutes down. However, I was still able to make calls for about two and one-half years after. And the carrier never figured it out. They just lost track of me. Last time I was able to use it was about a year and a half ago.

Think I can get service connected to it?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

It'd be worth a try!

[zaecus.livejournal.com]

I was agreeing with everyone here about the possiblities of a cure, but then the ultimate treatment possibility occurred to me.

While withholding the treatment may be considered cruel, actually telling you what it was would be even more cruel. Trust me. I was bummed just typing it out.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

You're killing me.

[green-goblin70.livejournal.com]

I have always considered you... my friend...Live Long...and prosper.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

::wail::

I still can't hear "Amazing Grace" without sobbing.