The Cliffs of Insanity

1: What eye color do you find sexiest? It doesn't depend on the colour so much as the size. Deep brown is nice, but they have to be really large deep brown eyes.

2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? Milk.

3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be? I wouldn't.

4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it? Born and mostly raised in a medium town, then moved to a tiny town that I pretty much hate to this day.

5: Your favorite adult as a child? Jeff Lynne.

6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now? A free one.

7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years? Being constantly laughed at.

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years? Being constantly laughed at.

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years? Being constantly laughed at.

10: Pirates or ninjas? Ninjas. Samurai swords.

11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground? How did the tree get twenty feet off the ground?

12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set? Loved to swing as a child. Still love to swing. Get your minds out of the gutter, freaks.

13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? I would currently have a pet honey badger, which is probably why I ended up getting one of Randall's stuffed ones.

14: What's your most favorite part of your body? My eyeballs.

15: What's your most favorite part of your personality? My poor attitude.

16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares? Don't really give a rat's arse.

17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? No, and never will.

18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk? No. I would have to be drunk to watch a major sporting event.

19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life? Human souls.

20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with? Butter.

21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?) Whole raw organic milk from happy cows.

22: Which continents have you been on? North America and Europe.

23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories? I did as a child, and I horked all over my great aunt's beehive hairdo, which is exactly what she deserved when she wouldn't let my uncle pull over and let me out to breathe.

24: Backpacks or satchels? Whatever I can fit my laptop into.

25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants? No, no, and no.

26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up? All the Looney Tunes.

27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? A cow. I'm not too big on swine. And most of my favourite things (cheese, milk, butter) all come from my bovine buddies.

28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? London, hands-down.

29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on? The one to England. It lasted 72 hours, all fit into about 8. But it felt like 72.

30: The latest you've ever slept? 'Til around 4 PM after going to bed shortly after 8 PM the previous day. I did have the plague at the time, though.

31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free? No and no.

32: Do you pick at scabs? Yes. It's a compulsion.

33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto? Pinto, but I'm open to just about any bean.

34: How far can you throw a baseball? I have no clue.

35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move? England.

36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it? No, yes, yes, and no. Good. I'll try anything once.

37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why? Liberal arts simply for that word “art,” which can actually be misleading, but who cares?

38: A relationship with love or one with sex? Why can't there be both?

39: Do you eat enough vegetables? Yes.

40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers? I prefer thrillers. The Japanese cured me of horror movies.

41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public? Depends on whose crotch is itching. :D

42: Do you swear in front of your parents? Yes. I swear in front of every-goddamn-body.

43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween? The Invisible Man.

44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what? I have the dye to switch to black as soon as I get it cut again.

45: Do you want to get married? Have kids? No and HELL NO.

46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should. Yes I do, and don't tell me what to do.

47: City or nature person? Depends. I love roaming a city. But I do love the natural world, especially without the presence of humanity.

48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?) No.

49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy? No, I'm horrible at walking in heels. Besides, they suck and are bad for your feet.

50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY! (1)I'm alive after all these years (especially the past 12), (2)I think I have a decent sense of humour, (3)I have told some good tales over the years, (4)I listen to music, I don't just hear it as background noise, and (5)I try to champion everyone that is persecuted by the Status Quo, especially non-human Earthlings.