Insanely Overdue Rothian Photodump
Sep. 19th, 2012 07:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Yeah, so Tumblr is going to be the death of me. Just when I think I've seen every photo of Tim Roth ever made, that isn't in his private collection in a drawer in his home someone comes up with a totally new image. What does that mean? It means if I suffer, so shall you.
Let us begin with a group of pictures I smushed together in Photoshop. It started off with my making a Cheezburger LOL of Tim Roth, that said "Tim Roth Not Clive Barker," because to me they look uncannily alike. So then I thought it would be funny to find a Clive pic and LOL him alongside Tim Roth. But then I found a picture of Clive in makeup, looking waaaaaay too much like a picture of Tim I already had. The bottom picture is my reaction to it.

That out of the way, let the games begin!
Not sure if I've posted it before but, if I have, so what? It's Tim Roth with his wife. I want to be her.

One of the first things I ever noticed about the Roth, was his magnificent profile. He says he has a big nose, in a usually self-deprecating way, but I think this is one of his more attractive attributes. It certainly made Archibald Cunningham more attractive than he already was. ;)



I'm thinking this is from his new movie with Richard Gere, Arbitrage.

This photo-set is just ridiculous...











Back against the wall! You're charged with excessive sexiness!

Gorgeous and politically savvy to boot! Perfection.

Le sigh.





Flintian sweater. (don't even get me started on the Flint issue...)

Would you lie to this man?



When he's not being a badass, Tim likes to kiss birds and hold babies.


Don't tell him how to sit on a couch. Tim will sit on furniture any way he damn well pleases.

A couple of stills from one of my favourite movies, Youth Without Youth. I actually made a music video for this flick, but it's blocked on YouTube and Vimeo because of copyright issues. Fuckers...


Tim hypnotising yet another hapless soul.

DOOOOD! Who dresses you in the morning?


A wee badass behind a giant white table.

Those eyebrows. They have a life of their own.

You know, Tim, every time you have a photo made of yourself on a bed, it's an invitation to hundreds of thousands of people on Earth and the moon.

Two Roths are always better than one.

He's just so damned pretty. How did he get so pretty? How? HOW?












I think this will conclude our latest session of eye candy. I think I have some Tutorials to share, too, but that can wait 'til later.
Let us begin with a group of pictures I smushed together in Photoshop. It started off with my making a Cheezburger LOL of Tim Roth, that said "Tim Roth Not Clive Barker," because to me they look uncannily alike. So then I thought it would be funny to find a Clive pic and LOL him alongside Tim Roth. But then I found a picture of Clive in makeup, looking waaaaaay too much like a picture of Tim I already had. The bottom picture is my reaction to it.

That out of the way, let the games begin!
Not sure if I've posted it before but, if I have, so what? It's Tim Roth with his wife. I want to be her.

One of the first things I ever noticed about the Roth, was his magnificent profile. He says he has a big nose, in a usually self-deprecating way, but I think this is one of his more attractive attributes. It certainly made Archibald Cunningham more attractive than he already was. ;)



I'm thinking this is from his new movie with Richard Gere, Arbitrage.

This photo-set is just ridiculous...











Back against the wall! You're charged with excessive sexiness!

Gorgeous and politically savvy to boot! Perfection.

Le sigh.





Flintian sweater. (don't even get me started on the Flint issue...)

Would you lie to this man?



When he's not being a badass, Tim likes to kiss birds and hold babies.


Don't tell him how to sit on a couch. Tim will sit on furniture any way he damn well pleases.

A couple of stills from one of my favourite movies, Youth Without Youth. I actually made a music video for this flick, but it's blocked on YouTube and Vimeo because of copyright issues. Fuckers...


Tim hypnotising yet another hapless soul.

DOOOOD! Who dresses you in the morning?


A wee badass behind a giant white table.

Those eyebrows. They have a life of their own.

You know, Tim, every time you have a photo made of yourself on a bed, it's an invitation to hundreds of thousands of people on Earth and the moon.

Two Roths are always better than one.

He's just so damned pretty. How did he get so pretty? How? HOW?












I think this will conclude our latest session of eye candy. I think I have some Tutorials to share, too, but that can wait 'til later.