Survey from the Ninth Sith Hell

[tinhuvielartanis]

YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What church do you go to?
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? I have no idea.
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? No
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Emese
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? They never mispronounce it, but often mis-spell my first name 'cos there are so many ways to spell it.
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? Nope

DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? What's traditional?
(8) Do you think God has a gender? Negative
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? When it comes right down to it, no.
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? No, it's a form of control
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? the Source
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? nope

HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? not too easy
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Llewellyn
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Oh, yes
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? I'm horrible at telling jokes, so no.
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? AAOOOOGGGAAAAAAAH
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? No clue

MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? Yep
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? Anything by Titny Spears
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? Black Hole Sun
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? Inama Nushif
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? The Reptiles and I
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? Broken Arrow
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? More than Words

MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Xanadu
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? Most of the time, yeah
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? duh. DARTH MAUL
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? really good Sword and Sorcery movies
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Anything with Julia Roberts in it.

FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? Mozzerella
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? Hell if I know.
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? Probably
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? Yes

COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer? I'm curious, but that's not caring
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? It's much more preferable than the telephone
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? not much
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? yes

THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? Yes
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? They can look like Jack Nicholson and still be considered sex symbols
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? They judge women by their looks too much
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? why women having sex in high heels is such a turn on.

CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? Yep
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? Vin Diesel and Keanu Reeves
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? Mama Cass. Just 'cos you're fat, folks, doesn't mean you look like every other fat person on Earth!
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? Camryn Manheim
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? It doesn't matter that much
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? Sharon Stone's
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? Not particularly

NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? No
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? No
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? Yes
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? sadly, no
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? Yes
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? No and I don't care either
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Yes, it's turned us into numbers ourselves.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? Nope
(60) What do you think of pi? I'll have a piece please

LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? No
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Curious as to what their motivations are.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? Yes
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? Why not?
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? No
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Given the correct circumstances, it's great
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Yes
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? No
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? I'm not that desparate.
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? didn't even notice

POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? My house
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? A bigger house
(73) How badly do you want it? Very badly
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? Yep
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? I find it hilarious

HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? It annoys me at any bloody time.
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? I stopped at 7
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? Invisible Man
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? Pippi Longstocking.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? July 4th. It's overblown and full of shite.
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? Weasel Day

MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? crap
(83) How good is your long-term memory? crap
(84) What is your earliest memory? Beezers when I was around 2 or 3
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than recieving this survey)? I don't know
(86) What is your strangest memory? The walking tree
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? 'Baby Got Back' by Sir Mix-a-Lot

TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? Edward Scissorhands
(89) What book makes/made you cry? 0
(90) What song makes/made you cry? Amazing Grace
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? Anything by Weird Al Yankovic

THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? Sure!
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? I believe I will be alive
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? Only with Freddi Mercury I will

THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? A bit longish yes
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? moderately
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? A wee bit regretful yeah
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? don't care enough to ponder
(99) How would you have answered it? see above

THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? Just a few minutes ago actually
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? that I'm a pathetic quiz and survey addict and that I need HELP