The Writing Prompt from Hell

[tinhuvielartanis]

walkinlikecain gave me the following writing prompt: My dick!

And I have been rendered utterly speechless.

Comments

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

Many possibilities, there are. Just one example: Does he mean "write about it" or "write on it"?

(If you want me to slap myself for saying that, tell me.)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! You're too cool.

[brujah.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

My darling brother is a manwhore. :P

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Indeed he is and we're all so very grateful!

[ginamariewade.livejournal.com]

Well, does it exist?
Have you ever seen it, or is it elusive like Sasquatch or Nessie?
Is it only rumored to exist?
Is it smooth like polished marble, or pockmarked from his many bouts with chancroid?
Is it so small it must be measured with a microscope, or is it so large it has to be trundled around on a little cart in front of him?
Does he have it registered with Homeland Security?
Could it be hollowed out and used to transport contraband, or house a family of four?

Can we cut it off? Can we sell the DVDs afterwards?
See, there's lots you could write about this dude's dick.

Not sure he wants all his business out there like that, though.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Well, does it exist? Yes
Have you ever seen it, or is it elusive like Sasquatch or Nessie? Yes, I've seen it and it's as legendary as Sasquatch and Nessie.
Is it only rumored to exist? It may be rumoured in certain circles.
Is it smooth like polished marble, or pockmarked from his many bouts with chancroid? Looks smooth to me!
Is it so small it must be measured with a microscope, or is it so large it has to be trundled around on a little cart in front of him? He's closer to cart-size than microscope girth.
Does he have it registered with Homeland Security? It should be on Homeland Security's badge
Could it be hollowed out and used to transport contraband, or house a family of four? Yes, but I doubt he'd appreciate that.

Can we cut it off? Can we sell the DVDs afterwards? He might kill you if you tried to cut it off. He is a Sith after all.
See, there's lots you could write about this dude's dick. And you just did and it made me so happy to cackle at your response

Not sure he wants all his business out there like that, though.
Trust me, he's loving this. He's a bit of an exhibitionist.

[warkitty.livejournal.com]

Ah yes... a topic best left to private conversation.

[stacye13.livejournal.com]

Is it bigger than a baby's arm?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I don't know because I'm not really sure how large a baby's arm is. Tin doesn't do babies.

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

You forgot to add "holding an apple."

(Sweet yodeling Jesus I'm gonna get into trouble eventually...)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Knobby!

[angstzeit.livejournal.com]

I'm trying really hard not to plainly restate what you've just conveyed for vulgar humor value.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

OMIGAWD

::dies::

[angstzeit.livejournal.com]

Color me amused.

[gunslingaaahhh.livejournal.com]

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

orly?

[gunslingaaahhh.livejournal.com]

yarly