Another J Survey

[tinhuvielartanis]

Courtesy of gunslingaaahhh!

1. Are you dating the person you text most?
I don't text and I only date a person once... Once is enough.

2. When is your birthday?
Oh, sometime this year. It happens same day and same month of every year. Funny how that works.

3. What do you want?
Like I said before, my face on the one dollar bill!



4. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
These two chiclets by the names of Roxy and Annie.

5. Do you talk to yourself?
Of course I do. It's the only way to have intelligent conversation.

6. Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
Everything comes straight from the carton, container, box, what-have-you. When you eat on the fly, it becomes haute cuisine.

7. Who knows a dark secret or two about you?
My therapist thinks she does. She thinks too much. It gets you into trouble.

8. How long is your hair?
It's of varying lengths. Being wavy, it's a little hard to get it all one length. The feathered look is best for someone like moi.

9. Do you like Batman?
I love him. He completes me, don'tcha know. We're tight. We're gonna form a bowling league here soon. At least that's what he promised me. I suggested we call it the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

10. When is your mothers birthday?
Why? You wanna send her a card? Don't bother. She's dead. Hunting accident. She was hunting for the TV remote. Had an accident....broke her neck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

11. Who did you last hug?
Myself. I was pretending to be making out with someone, making all those kissy noises, with my arms wrapped around myself like someone was hugging me. I was trying to make someone jealous. Didn't work.

12. Do you swear at your parent(s)?
Every single day, dammit. What's it to you, asshole?

13. Do you like anyone now?
No, I still dislike everyone enthusiastically!

14. When was the last time you lied?
The last time my mouth was open! No wait, that was the truth! Oh, now who knows? Only the Shadow knows! HAHAHAHAHA!

15. When was the last time you cried?
I have been known to laugh so hard I end up crying, but not lately.

16. Is your birthday on a holiday?
My birthday should be a holiday!

17. What instant messaging service do you use?
I...don't. IM is irritating. I don't want to talk to people. I want to stab them in the head! You can't do that with IM.

18. Last thing you cooked?
One of those frozen pizzas that's supposed to be like delivery. It wasn't....

19. Did you have a nap today?
I can't sleep for fear the clowns might eat me. ...... .....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

20. Whose house did you go to last?
It's a surprise, for when the bombs start going off!

21. What are you currently listening to?
::checks out iPod:: "Coconut" by Harry Nilsson. Don't know who that is? I'd say I'd educate you, but I don't care enough about you to want to do that.

22. Why is the sky blue?
The Great Artist wanted it that way.

23. Do you like green beans?
Yes, but only if they're glow-in-the-dark greasy.

24. Do you swear a lot?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. I prefer to be a slick Daddio who's better than that.

25. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
I had it tailor-made.

26. Do you have any regrets?
Never!

27. Do you use an alarm clock?
That....that noise in my head is enough for me.

28. Where are you?
Chilled out in my pad.

29. Do you ever snort when you laugh?
No, it's just full-throated laughter laced with the occasional festive giggle or garnished with that ever-popular merry chuckle.

30. Whats the first thing you notice on the opposite sex?
It depends on who I'm looking at or talking to. One of the main things that always gets me is how much she may need killin'.

31. Is cheating ever okay?
Cheating how? Do you mean cheating on a lover? I never have that problem. She's never around long enough for me to cheat on her! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

32. Do you want someone you cant have?
Well, that's a loaded question. I can have anyone I want. Period.

33. What is your natural hair color?
What, you don't think this is my natural colour? HA! Okay, my hair is kind of sandy.

34. Do you wear underwear?
Why am I always asked this?

35. Who/What would you like to see right now?
Nobody and Nothing. I'd just like to have a day off to eat popsicles and play with my hedgehog.

36. What is your mood right now?
I'm always smiiiiiling.

37. Are you a social or antisocial person?
I have been diagnosed with anti-social personality disorder, but that doctor was a dick, so I stabbed him in the throat.

38. Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
I've always wanted to get my neck pierced so I could go around looking like Boris Karloff in Frankenstein

39. Do you plan on getting any(more)?
I don't make plans.....

40. Do you believe in God?
I believe that, if God exists, he has a pretty crazy sense of humour.

41. What kind of phone do you have?
Whatever cell phone I steal.

43. What radio station(s) do you listen to?
I don't. I have an iPod.

44. What is your current annoyance?
Unrealistic plot lines. Those people would have totally blown each other up on those ferries. Someone was looking at the screenplay through rose-coloured glass that day!

45. Are you afraid of the dark?
No. I'm the reason why other people are afraid of the dark. It's so empowering.

47. Do you miss someone today?
::sighs:: You know..... I do. I just can't remember who it is! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

48. What is the most random thing you will find in your room?
Probably that top hat sitting over there near Leopold's habitat. I have no idea where that came from. Wait... Maybe it was Tramples' hat.

49. Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
No, I never take pictures. That could be used as evidence.

50. Last person who told you your problems were going to be okay?
My therapist. Silly silly woman...