ABC Survey

A
- Age: 47
- Available: NOPE
- Annoyance: Too many to count.
- Animal: Alpaca
- Actor: Tim Roth
-Actress: Sharon Stone

B
- Beer: Guinness
- Birthday: 10 September, 1967
- Best Friend(s): Smidgen
- Best feeling in the world: Not feeling at all.
- Blind or Deaf: Blind
- Been in Love: Sad to admit, but yes.
- Been bitched out? Last month.
- Believe in yourself? I'm pretty certain I don't believe in anything anymore.
- Believe in Magic: See above
- Believe in Santa: See above
- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: See above

C
- Car: No car.
- Candy: Milky Way Caramel
- Color: Black, green and red.
- Cried in school: Once.
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate
- Cake or pie: A pie.  Always a pie.
- Country to visit: England and then I’d just stay

D
- Day or Night: Night.
- Dream vehicle: a badass Vimana
- Dance: No
- Dance in the rain: WHAT RAIN?!
- Do the splits? That shit's not happening.

E
- Eggs: scrambled with cheese
- Eyes: silver blue
- Ever been in a hospital? Yes
- Ever committed a crime? No, but I have been arrested >:|
- Ever been suspended? No
- Ever failed a class? No

F
- First crush: Harold Lloyd.  For you whippersnappers, here's a picture of him.

- Full name: Tracy Angelina Evans
- First thoughts waking up: You have to sleep to wake up, yo.
- Food: The Honourable Spud
- Flower: The rose

G
- Greatest Fear: That I'm still alive by the end of this year.
- Giver or taker: A balancer, maybe.
- Gum: NOPE
- Get along with your parents? Yes.
- Good luck charm: No such thing.

In Girls/Guys:
-Eye colour: Blue
-Hair Colour: Black
-Short/Long hair: Long
-Height: Doesn’t matter
-Clothing Style: Sackcloth and a sash.

H
- Hair Color: Chestnut
- Height: 5' 5”
- Happy:

- Holiday: Thanksgiving
- How do you want to die: preferably in a total human extinction event.
- Hate: Bullies
- Habits: All bad.

I
- Ice Cream: Wavy Gravy
- Instrument: Synthesiser

J
Jewlery:  I don't wear jewellery anymore.

K
- Kids? The other white meat.
- Kickboxing or karate: Kung Fu, bitches!
- Keep a journal? Yes.

L
- Longest Car Ride?: From Duncan, SC to San Diego, CA
- Love: unconditionally
- Letter: O
- Laughed so hard you cried: Yep.
- Last person who:
1. Slept in a bed beside you? Lew?
2. Saw you cry? Dr. Harrington
3. Went to the movies with? lyfeinmyhead
5. You went to lunch with? The Mother Unit
6. You talked to on the phone? Someone at a doctor's office.
7. Made you laugh? These handsome fellows.

M
- Milk flavour: Chocolate
- Mooned anyone? No
- Marriage? Does this answer your question?

- Motion sickness? I don't have to be moving to blow chunks, thankyouverymuch.
- McD's or BK? Neither
- Music: Any and everything as long as it’s good.
- Movie: Right now, it's this cinematic treasure.

N
- Number of Siblings: 0
- Number of Piercings: 0

O
- Overused Phrases: Holy Fuckballs.
- One wish: To witness the Alpaca Lips a little before I get scraped off the planet with the rest of the loiterers.
- One phobia: Millipedes
- OCD: OH YES.

P
- Place you'd like to live: Avebury
- Perfect Pizza: New York cheese pizza with extra cheese and some cheese on the side.

Q
-Quote: "Hope for the best, expect the worst, some drink Champagne, some die of thirst. No way of knowing which way it’s going, hope for the best, expect the worst.” ~Mel Brooks

R
- Reason to cry: Give me a reason not to.
- Reality T.V: HATE…IT…
- Radio Station: I don’t have one. I have an iPod.
- Roll your tongue in a circle? Yes, but why would I?

S
- Shoe size: 9
- Salad: anything but cucumbers with Bleu Cheese on the side. Thanks.
- Scent: Egyptian Musk
- Skipped school: Once
- Slept outside: Once
- Seen a dead body? Once
- Smoked? What?
- Skinny dipped? Almost
- Shower Daily? I'm in Southern California during a heinous drought.  What do you think?
- Song? This'n hyah!

- Sing well? I’ve been told that I do.
- Sing in the shower? No
- Swear? I swear like a goddamned sailor on leave in a whorehouse.
- Stuffed? No, but it would be a nice way to be preserved after death.
- Single/Group dates: No dates, how about?
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Blueberries.
- Scientists need to invent: A way to eradicate humanity without harming the other living beings on this planet.

T
- Talents? Writing, acting, singing
- Tattoos? A Triskele on my right hand (red & black), a green Shriek logo on the left hand, and a green and blue Rock Agama on my right foot.
- Time for bed: Anytime, if I think I can get to sleep.
- Thunderstorms: I miss them.  LOTS.
- TV: I've been without a TV for over 2 years.  Don't really miss it much, with Netflix keeping me company.
- Touch your tongue to your nose? I cannot.

U
- Unpredictable: Travis would say no.

V
- Vegetable you hate: Asparagus
- Vegetable you love: The Almighty TATER ~ boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew!

W
- Weakness: Emotions
-What do you want to be when you grow up: Dead.
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: No comment.
- Wedding song?

- Wanted to be a model? NO
- Where do we go when we die: Into the ground or into a crematorium.
- Worst weather: High temps, high humidity.

X
- X-Rays: I'm practically luminescent from all the x-rays I've had.
- X-Men? Magneto, of course.

Y
-Year it is now: 2015.
-Yellow: Belly

Z
- Zoo animal: A free one.
- Zodiac sign: Virgo

Hell

A friend on Facebook shared this story with me a few months ago - thank you FB Friend! I can't remember who twigged me on to this, so please speak your peace, if you see this. It's one of those stories that kind of sticks with you and may be in your final thoughts before you die. I'm copying the very short narrative here on the Cliffs, but all credit goes to MeanPete, and I'm linking back to his original post. Click this breathtaking painting by Polish artist, Zdzisław Beksiński to be taken to Hell's origins.  Scroll down to read.

HELL

There was no pearly gate.
The only reason I knew I was in a cave was because I had just passed the entrance. The rock wall rose behind me with no ceiling in sight.
I knew this was it, this was what religion talked about, what man feared .. I had just entered the gate to hell.
I felt the presence of the cave as if it was a living, breathing creature. The stench of rotten flesh overwhelmed me.
Then there was the voice, it came from inside and all around.
"Welcome"
"Who are you?", I asked, trying to keep my composure.
"You know", the thing answered.
I did know.
"You are the devil", I stuttered, quickly losing my composure. "Why me? I've lived as good as I could".
The silence took over the space as my words died out. It seemed like an hour went by before the response came.
"What did you expect?"
The voice was penetrating but patient.
"I don't know .. I never believed any of this", I uttered "Is that why I am here?"
Silence.
I continued: "They say the greatest trick you ever pulled was convincing the world you don't exist"
"No, the greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing the world that there is an alternative"
"There is no God?" I shivered.
The cave trembled with the words: "I am God"