Everett strikes again

OMIGAWD song_tothesiren is so incredibly articulate and her Everett is someone I want to embrace forever, or until he kills me.

Go read this. I'm serious.

"What, ya don't like me or somethin'? C'mon, little boy, come with me and I'll make you a man tonight." He stopped and turned slightly to regard her over his shoulder. She'd struck some sort of pose, probably something that was supposed to be sexy or desirable.

Regarding his shoes for a moment, he thought. It'd been a while since he'd killed a woman, and this one really deserved to go. His own mother hadn't been any great prize, but at least she'd had morals and enough good sense to keep her legs closed. Sighing, he affected a bashful, nervous air and turned to her, smiling slightly.

"Aww, why ya gotta say it out loouudd for? Now evvvverybody is gonna know." He pouted, puffing some air up to move his hair just enough so she could catch a glimpse of his eyes.

The Cliffs of Insanitweets

( random mutterings of the mentally unstable )

Hollywood Lounge hosts Hawk & Tom, features The Joker Blogs

Well, isn't this just the plum in the pudding?

Can a series of YouTube videos with 8,000 fans help launch the Hollywood career of a fledgling actor/director? What do you think? Here's a radio interview Hawk and Tom (WFBC, Greenville, SC) did with the star of the popular Joker Blogs.

You should go show your support by commenting. Some VIPs are watching that spot and it would help Blog Boy immensely. If you help Little Bro, then I will continue to smile at you. :) See? Like that. Oh, and spread the joy, will you please pretty please? Thanks much, as Hexina would say.

Jack gone wrong...horribly horribly wrong

Someone made the dread mistake of giving me a Jack in the Box antenna topper. Yes I Jokerized him. Yes, I put The Joker Blogs website on the hat with a bunch of ha ha ha's. Yes I am a dweeb. So what? Screw all y'all.



By the way, there's a new Blog coming out tomorrow. He's editing now. Be afraid...be very afraid.