I popped on to
filmkitty's journal to see if she were actually using it and she posted two surveys. Since I'm mad from insomnia, I'm gonna do one this morning. It's 4 AM. Please kill me.
1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'5.5"
2. Full Name:
Tracy Angelina Evans
3. Do you own a gun?
Does a Spiderman water gun count?
4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?
Oh....let's go with Antisocial Personality Disorder, or how about High-Functioning Sociopathy. A lot of creative people fall into that category. We channel our issues through art instead of other socially unacceptable behaviour...for now.
5. How many letters are in your crush's first name?
I don't have one.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Lips and assholes.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
"Do They Know It's Christmas" by Band Aid.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
English Breakfast or Irish Breakfast Tea
9. Do you do push-ups?
Depends on who needs a push up and where I'm pushing them.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
No, but I love XTC. Andy Partridge is DA MAN.
11. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Nooooo.
12. Do you like the rain?
When it's convenient.
13. Are you sweet?
I am a Sith.
15. Do you have A.D.D?
I don't like math.
16. Full Initials:
TAE
17. Name 4 thoughts at this exact moment.
"How did I end up doing this again?" "This 'Gin Soaked Boy' is stealing my soul!" "I can I cook up such horrible torments? What's wrong with me? Oh, right..." and "Insomnia will eventually kill me."
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought in the past week.
Cheerwine, medicine, and a cheap and tawdry whore. Okay, it was a loaf of bread.
20. What time did you wake up today?
At 8:30 in a total panic for what I thought was no reason until I checked my email 5 minutes later.
21. Can you spell?
What do you want me to spell?
22. Current worry?
How can I make someone see the Truth of Things?
23. Current hate?
Manipulation.
24. Favorite place to be?
The English countryside.
25. Least favorite place to be?
My current locale.
26. Where would you like to go right now?
A number of places.
27. Do you own slippers?
I've no need to slip into anything.
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
It'll be 2019, so hopefully I'll be dead along with the rest of Humanity. Ain't a big ball of sunshine?
29. Do you burn or tan?
I'm a pale blue Scottish person, what do you think?
30. Yellow or blue.
Yellow or blue what?
31 Would you be a pirate?
What makes you think I'm not?
32. Last time your phone rang?
Earlier today.
33. What song do you sing in the shower?
I don't, that's stupid.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Beezers.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
The One Ring to Rule Them All. You're all sooooo fucked.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
An email from someone.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
I never thought of stuff like that.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
The ones visited upon my soul.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Deux.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Everyone has a crush on me. I have decreed it so just now. Someone get a Writ!
44. Do you wish on stars?
No. They may not even exist by the time their light reaches us, so I may be wishing on a cosmic disaster. My life is already one of those, so why encourage the inevitable?
45. what is your favorite book?
The Silmarillion by JRR Tolkien
46. What song did you last hear?
"Come Tenderness" by Lisa Gerrard.
47. When were you last kissed?
June of 2008.
48. What is your favorite cereal?
Anything with Granola. I like feeling like a Hippie.
49. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Feeling my body shut down.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
SOMETHING IS WRONG! WHAT DID I MISS? IS IT 2012? AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! Or something along those lines.