Jun. 22nd, 2008
Flee Market
Jun. 22nd, 2008 04:39 pmAunt Tudi and I had to go to the flea market today. It was again a lot like what I wrote about lo those many years ago. There was a local Country music singer a couple of tables down from us who insisted on playing his two marginal hits, one after the other, the entire time we were there. We were stuck at the Barnyard, the name of the flea market, from a little before 8 am until a tad before 1 pm. I felt like Ace Ventura in When Nature Calls: "Three darts is too much!" But it was more than three, these musical darts, these sonic weapons of mass destruction. I can still hear the choruses in my head and am compelled to beat my head on concrete to get them out. Hideous. Meester Country Man was to the left of his. Directly to the right was a fruit and vegetable vendor. He placed his ass-melons* directly beside me. Before we left, Aunt Tudi bought a couple of arse-melons and stunk up my car with them. I'll be gagging all the way to work tomorrow, if not horking enthusiastically. Blechhhh!
One great thing is the most unexpected find ever here in Right Wing Central: A Pentagram tote bag! Actually, there were about a dozen Pentagram tote bags, all of them different colours mixed with black. And they were for cheap, just $6.50. That's a almost a gallon and a half of gas! Whoa! I bought the red and black one, because I'm a Sith Witch and all. I took a picture of it being held by Aunt Tudi and shall include it with all the flea market pics I took. Enjoy, dammit! I sure didn't, so somebody has to!
( A Day at the Flea Market )
Now that I've made everyone who reads my journal as miserable as me, I believe I have achieved my goal for the day. All in a day's work, for a Sith, that is. Heheheheheheh.
* Tin's term for the ferocious cantaloupe, which smells and tastes exactly like unwashed arse. Those who disagree may kiss Tin's arse. That is all.
One great thing is the most unexpected find ever here in Right Wing Central: A Pentagram tote bag! Actually, there were about a dozen Pentagram tote bags, all of them different colours mixed with black. And they were for cheap, just $6.50. That's a almost a gallon and a half of gas! Whoa! I bought the red and black one, because I'm a Sith Witch and all. I took a picture of it being held by Aunt Tudi and shall include it with all the flea market pics I took. Enjoy, dammit! I sure didn't, so somebody has to!
( A Day at the Flea Market )
Now that I've made everyone who reads my journal as miserable as me, I believe I have achieved my goal for the day. All in a day's work, for a Sith, that is. Heheheheheheh.
* Tin's term for the ferocious cantaloupe, which smells and tastes exactly like unwashed arse. Those who disagree may kiss Tin's arse. That is all.