Whoa...

I just applied for a job at PetSmart. Their application process had to have been invented by Torquemada. I'm having to check my thumbs from screw prints.

Things that need sayin'.

• Even though it's reviled by Dune fans and science fiction buffs alike, I am really rather fond of David Lynch's vision of Dune.


• It occurred to me that, if I'm seriously considering moving to and working in Moncks Corner, I could also move back to and work in Asheville. I could go back home! So I have applied for a vet assistant position at the North Asheville Animal Hospital.


• I haven't spoken with Timothy in months. It's time to call him, especially since he called me last time.


• brujah and wraithenjade create an overwhelming cuteness overload. It bothers me that brujah won't be able to go with me to England so I can watch the two of them engage in licentious activities.


• The creepy eye-contact fungus was more than likely generated at the Bausch & Lomb plant only 10 miles away from me.


• My double chin seems to have disappeared with the cutting of my hair. It's a miracle.


• Ray Stevens and Weird Al Yankovic are proof that there is indeed a Higher Power.


• I would wet my unmentionables with delight if Todd moved back home.


• clauderainsrm is too nice for his own good and therefore needs to be whipped and then given an evil Jiminy Cricket to tell him when to stop being such a Jedi.


• I recently bent down to be face-to-face with Foley, who was waiting for more roast beef from Aunt Tudi, and told her: "Cats don't eat cow! They're too big!" This made me ponder why cat food is not made of rabbit, mouse, and bugs. It would be more like real cat food instead of this beef/pork stuff. Chicken and fish is okay.


• Other than seeing falkenna and _willowmyst again, as well as meeting Barry Andrews, the Jack the Ripper walk is the thing I'm looking forward to the most in England.


• Speaking of Jack the Ripper, my mother went into labour with me whilst watching a Jack the Ripper movie. Phear me.


• There's an AOL headline that states that "Preppie" is making a comeback. This makes me want to vomit and commit suicide.


• Motley's claws are incredibly poisonous to me. I believe that she's part feline and part Alien alien.


• I'm having a garden this year. I may even try my hand at potato-growing.


• Dubya needs to have a hose shoved up his ass and his intestines pumped full of gasoline for allowing his oil company cronies to gouge us so mercilessly. Amen, yea and verily.

Yeah, I think that's it for now.