Bitch, Whine, Rant
Mar. 19th, 2006 02:18 pmI shouldn't watch CNN or Headline News....or especially Fox News. The news pisses me off. It's not news, it's fucking propaganda! I'm so sick of hearing about "the war" and all the human stories that have come out of this travesty I like to call Operation Dubya Dumbo Drop. Where are the weapons of mass destruction again? If the smell in my home last night was any indication, WMD are lodged somewhere in one of my dogs' butts. Godallmighty!
And they just had another "feel good" story, this time about a blind woman who participated in the Iditarod. Everyone is all "oooooh" and "aaaaaaah" about this blind chick achieving such a feat. I don't understand what all the hoopla is about. She sits her ass on a sled and is drug across Alaska by a team of pissed-off dogs. Big woo! I say, if she wants to really achieve something, she should have a pack of blind dogs. It's the dogs that do all the work anyway. A bunch of blind ones making it in the Iditarod would be a real accomplishment. If I were a dog on her team, I'd be truly irate that she was getting all the credit after I helped to haul her blind ass across the frozen tundra. Dogs just don't get the props they deserve, especially in situations like this.
Now Aunt Tudi changed the channel to reveal the horror that is Tammy Faye (Bakker or whatever she calls herself these days). Aunt Tudi has a real knack from going from bad to worse when it comes to television. I should hit her with a brick, but I don't have a brick.
And they just had another "feel good" story, this time about a blind woman who participated in the Iditarod. Everyone is all "oooooh" and "aaaaaaah" about this blind chick achieving such a feat. I don't understand what all the hoopla is about. She sits her ass on a sled and is drug across Alaska by a team of pissed-off dogs. Big woo! I say, if she wants to really achieve something, she should have a pack of blind dogs. It's the dogs that do all the work anyway. A bunch of blind ones making it in the Iditarod would be a real accomplishment. If I were a dog on her team, I'd be truly irate that she was getting all the credit after I helped to haul her blind ass across the frozen tundra. Dogs just don't get the props they deserve, especially in situations like this.
Now Aunt Tudi changed the channel to reveal the horror that is Tammy Faye (Bakker or whatever she calls herself these days). Aunt Tudi has a real knack from going from bad to worse when it comes to television. I should hit her with a brick, but I don't have a brick.