Damn green_goblin70

I called him last night and cursed it right out. It was after Aunt Tudi and I got home from seeing Last Holiday which, by the way, was fantastic (but I could watch Queen Latifah have a bowel movement after eating a box of Ex-Lax and think it was wunderbar). The problem I had, though, was hearing green_goblin70 in my head every time LL Cool J was on screen, saying "Don't eat Oreos, eat Cool J cookies, I'm bad! week-week-week, week-week-week!" It was maddening! So I told Aunt Tudi that the little bastard was hearing from me when we got home, and he did, and we had a fabulous conversation after I cursed him out. That is, we were having a fabulous conversation until his phone battery went dead. Heh.

The Cat Who Came to Dinner Part 2

Foley spent the night in the house last night. Looks like she's finally taking her rightful place in the family.

Jesus Stick and Happy Face Stigmata

Aunt Tudi cut down a young sapling in our yard the other day because she's a vicious murderer. She brought in the trunk and I was immediately enamoured with it, so I made it my own personal Jesus Stick. LOST fans will get it. chardarkminion will not, but that's okay. ;)

( jesus stick )

Also, Aunt Tudi has developed some blood blisters on her arm that form a happy face. Verily, this is a sign from god. Catholics worldwide will be coming to "oo" and "aah" at her holy arm. Amen.

( happy face stigmata )

I'm going to go pray with my Jesus Stick now.

The Happy Ass Society and other Important Matters

The title given by clumsycake to Aunt Tudi, Diane, clumsycake, and myself fits us perfectly methinks. For years now, Aunt Tudi, clumsycake, and I have been making treks to Asheville and enjoying the hell out of it. This time, we're popping Diane's Asheville cherry and lo! it shall be good.

I'm currently making a mix CD of some very eclectic material: XTC, Alabama 3, The Polecats, Madonna, Dave Matthews, the Klezmer Conservatory Band, Maura O'Connell, Patrick Hernandez, Journey, Oasis, Concrete Blonde, VAST, Siouxsee & the Banshees, and Underworld, among other artists before I'm finished. If everyone's asses aren't happy by the time we get to Asheville, then my passengers won't be alive. Just to be sure, though, I'm taking along the Rumpshaker mix CD that blueskywonder sent to me. I won't be playing any Shriekback tomorrow, because no one in my vicinity is much of a fan of the band. They're all idiots, but they're my friends and family, so what can I do? We hit the road at 8 AM sharp

I made it to Garners today to get the glucosamine chondroiten that Dr. Jawarski wants me to start taking for my 50-year-old knee. Also picked up a total body cleanse kit which I shall be starting tomorrow night. I need to rid myself of toxins and other substances, so this should do the trick.

After that I went to see Llew for a little while. It was a nice visit and I can tell that he's thrilled I've restored a modicum of my libido. I think I'm kind of pleased myself.

Oh, and I weighed today. When I left The Pit, I gained 9 pounds. I've been slowly working on re-losing that and I have, plus two more pounds. That makes me 191 with a loss of 149 pounds. I want to lose at least 20 more pounds before going to England. If I reach 170 by April, it will be the first time I was that light since I was a kid. So yay and yahoo.