Dec. 7th, 2005
Vampirella
Dec. 7th, 2005 09:49 pmWhile I was trying to explain to Aunt Tudi how I felt compelled to mother Barry whilst, at the same time, maintain my phobia of him, I suddenly envisioned myself patting him on the head with a large glove attached to a very long stick at which I was at the other end. After my poor attempts to explain myself, Aunt Tudi made the wise observation that I'm a complete nutter.
In his latest note with stuff to put on his site, Barry said: glad to hear of your recent triumph in the vampire Novella (Vampirella?) arena. You go girl.
After reading that, I looked at the front door. In walked Keanu Reeves, who said "WHOA..." and then left. I want to run about like an inebriated howler monkey. Never in my entire sad life did I ever expect to be congratulated on writing The Chalice by the soul who's at least 70% responsible for my writing it in the first place. Uh....WHOA.
I seriously need a reality check, but it's been my experience that reality is a lot stranger than the imagined world.
My right eyelid has been twitching continuously for the past couple of hours. I need a valium.
In his latest note with stuff to put on his site, Barry said: glad to hear of your recent triumph in the vampire Novella (Vampirella?) arena. You go girl.
After reading that, I looked at the front door. In walked Keanu Reeves, who said "WHOA..." and then left. I want to run about like an inebriated howler monkey. Never in my entire sad life did I ever expect to be congratulated on writing The Chalice by the soul who's at least 70% responsible for my writing it in the first place. Uh....WHOA.
I seriously need a reality check, but it's been my experience that reality is a lot stranger than the imagined world.
My right eyelid has been twitching continuously for the past couple of hours. I need a valium.
I'm reading it again for the first time since 1980. It's the unabridged version which, I hear, is superior. I'm just hoping I can finish it before I die of the the super flu that the "authoritEYEZ" keep foretelling. Although....that'd be rather ironic. I can see the headlines now:
What's weird is I opened the book up to get reacquainted with it and just happened to open to the pages on which Nadine consummates her marriage to the Walkin' Dude.
Tonight I'm going to watch Starship Troopers until I pass out from exhaustion.
Tomorrow, Aunt Tudi and I have errands to run. Then I'm coming home to start the radical overhaul of barryandrews.net. Between bouts of battling with HTML, I shall read on The Stand and work on The Chalice. I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself once I'm in school and employed. There will be no time to do anything, which will frustrate me no end.
WOMAN DIES OF AVIAN KILLER FLU WITH
A COPY OF THE STAND CLUTCHED IN HER DESSICATED DIGITS!
A COPY OF THE STAND CLUTCHED IN HER DESSICATED DIGITS!
What's weird is I opened the book up to get reacquainted with it and just happened to open to the pages on which Nadine consummates her marriage to the Walkin' Dude.
Tonight I'm going to watch Starship Troopers until I pass out from exhaustion.
Tomorrow, Aunt Tudi and I have errands to run. Then I'm coming home to start the radical overhaul of barryandrews.net. Between bouts of battling with HTML, I shall read on The Stand and work on The Chalice. I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself once I'm in school and employed. There will be no time to do anything, which will frustrate me no end.