Sent to me by a fellow misanthrope

Rules For Living

* Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"

* To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.

* They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.

* We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreck revenge on everyone who ever screwed us in the past.

* If Life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then when Life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll learn him.

* Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do things that would get your ass thrown in jail if you really tried them.

Better Late than Never

Since I wasn't at work on Friday, I didn't have access to my collection of quizzies. Here they are for a great big Monday treat!
( Monday is Friday )

Current Roster of Tin's Responsibilites

ATO Records
Point of Purchase materials for all distributed labels and sales offices
RCA / J Records
RCA Label Group
Wind Up Records

Labels I have covered in the past:
Arista
Music Masters
Razor & Tie
Special Products
US Latin

Change of Plans

It seems that the psych office has done the old switcheroo on me for the evaluation tomorrow. Seems I'm going to be seeing a female psychiatrist now. This very much relieves me in a way. I really didn't fancy talking about my weight issues with a non-female individual. Damn...that sounds sexist. I'm ashamed of myself.

But it's not like I have issues with male therapists The other two therepists I saw for family issues and depression were both male and I liked it that way. Dr. Freeman was especially wonderful since he was a Jungian psychologist. I would have gone back to him for this, but he's moved away.